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July 22, 2016
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the most important part of star trek beyond

tothestartrek:

  • the refreshing lack of lens flares that replenished my soul and gave me back my vision after jj abrams blinded it

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Tags: star trek star trek beyond (please do feel free to block that if you're avoiding spoilers) like i don't mind the lens flares THAT MUCH but jesus dude slow your roll chill out it's all going to be okay he goes TOO HARD with the lens flares let's boldly go motherfuckers

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July 22, 2016
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Saving the Galaxy with Lunacy and Rock and Roll

I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR TREK BEYOND.

IT WAS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.  THIS IS MY FAVORITE STAR TREK MOVIE OF ALL, EVER, EVER, EVER.

THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE THING I DID NOT LOVE TO BITS AND PIECES.

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WHOLE MOVIE.

Tags: star trek beyond star trek let's boldly go motherfuckers OH AND THEY DID DARLINGS THEY BOLDLY WENT JIM KIRK WAS CRAZY AND DEVOTED AND RECKLESS AND BRILLIANT NYOTA UHURA WAS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES AND STEALING HEARTS BONES IS  EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE IN LIFE SPOCK WAS THE PERFECT BALANCE OF LOGICAL ASSHOLE AND EMOTIONAL LOVABLE IDIOT SCOTTY WAS HERE TO BE AMAZING ALL THE TIME CHEKOV WAS BRILLIANT AND CRAZY AND A FLIRT AND I LOVED IT AND SULU IS GAY AND HE HAS A DAUGHTER AND READER I ALMOST WEPT I WAS SO HAPPY AND THE ALIEN GIRL JAYLA IS EVERYTHING TO ME I LOVE HER SHE IS MY FAVORITE IT WAS ALL STRANGE NEW WORLDS AND ALIENS AND STARBASES AND DESPERATION AND ROCK AND ROLL DID I MENTION THE ROCK AND ROLL IF YOU'VE SEEN IT YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOOK GUYS FOR REAL I AM A DEVOTED TREKKIE AND I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THE WAY THE FEDERATION LOOKS AT THE WORLD AND THE WAY THEY INVITE ME TO LOOK AT THE WORLD AND I JUST DIDN'T FEEL IT IN JJ ABRAMS' STAR TREK LIKE THEY WERE FUN THEY WERE GOOD (THE FIRST MORE SO THAN INTO DARKNESS BUT I DIGRESS) BUT THEY WEREN'T WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO LOVED THE UNIVERSE SO THEY WERE FLASHY SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS BUT THEY WEREN'T //STAR TREK// IT WASN'T THE FEDERATION NOT QUITE IT DIDN'T HAVE THE CORE OF //LOVE// FOR THE GALAXY AND THIS ONE OH GOD THIS ONE THIS ONE LOVED EVERY STAR AND GLOWING NEBULA AND SPACESHIP AND CREW MEMBER SO TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY I ALMOST FUCKING BURST INTO TEARS WHEN THE CREDITS STARTED TO ROLL I SHIT YOU NOT THIS IS STAR TREK