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Hamilton:
Hey are you awake? Why aren't you awake? It's 4:17am wake up
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Burr:
My life is just one social faux pas after another.
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Laurens:
Ew no hetero tho
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Lafayette:
You're so over dramatic and french
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Mulligan:
I made my own clothes for 5 years
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Washington:
As your father, it's my job to tell you you're acting like a total piece of shit right now.
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Eliza:
Ya know we're all trying. Sometimes there's heartbreak, sometimes people eat your food, sometimes death is inevitable, but I'd slaughter your enemies if you asked me to.
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Angelica:
Not to psychoanalyze you but you're salty and hide behind your intellect
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Peggy:
I am so confused
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Philip:
That was some prodigy level poetry. I understand nothing
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Jefferson:
Hair perks
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Madison:
wow @immune system it's time to function
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Seabury:
*sends the Union Jack emoji on The Fourth of July*
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King George III:
I'm so sorry I'm terrible, please love me