Anonymous asked: usually in redeemed!vader fanfic obi-wan crops up at some point, but i'm honestly glad he doesn't in your double agent vader series, mostly because it allows more room for vader/leia interaction, but secondarily because i don't think even obi-wan can come up with a reply to vader's (inevitable) scathing, "i'd risk life and limb for you, but i don't have any," and i'm not ready for obi-wan to be that thoroughly roasted
Oh my God.
I started reading this thinking I was gonna give you a long and thoughtful reply, but then I got to the end and I just.
That’s the sickest burn I’ve ever seen. Like damn. I am in awe of you, anon. I never would have thought of that one myself.
tbh i saw this post 12 hours ago and it took me that long to recover from being caught on the fringes of this scathing nuclear blast of a sentence
the only way you can respond to it is to immediately self-vaporise and don’t even show your force ghost ass around for next ten millenia#by the way this anon was me if anybody was looking (via @jerseydevious)
I am so glad you came forward because you deserve to be recognized for this majesty.