most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFCAs opposed to “I’m so hungry I could eat a child.”
so many things are going on in this post
(Source: shewillfeatdrake, via littlestartopaz)

