morismako:

pipistrellus:

i like in hamilton how they tell us that the islanders all chipped in to make sure that hamilton could go to the mainland and Make Something Of Himself like HE IS TOO TALENTED TO REMAIN HERE

but then much later its like… “he used to give 6 hour long speeches” and ur like… ok… sure. “would you like to donate to a good cause ma’am” “what cause” “sending alexander hamilton to another continent” “heres my life savings”

#buy my silence for $8000 a month

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badgyal-k:

eze-nwaanyi:

captioned-miscellaneous-videos:

mila137:

nate2coolforausername:

thomas-sanders-with-vine:

Higher Learning 📚

Honestly

I one time had a teacher let us go early if someone gave him a cigarette

High school teacher: “Alright, pop quiz!”

Student: [groans]

Teacher: “Hey, it’s only gonna get tougher in college.”


College professor: “Alright, I have a headache so instead of a quiz we’re gonna watch a funny Youtube video, and we’re gonna go home.”

Dead ass

I was so shocked when my math professor brought his laptop and played league cuz it started snowing and he didnt wanna be there.

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littlestartopaz:

just-shower-thoughts:

The english language is just three languages stacked on top of eachother wearing a trenchcoat.

@twistedangelsays @fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

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edgebug:

thehannibalbarca:

radio-radio-radio:

I feel like nobody ever gives Green Day credit for how brave they are. These guys have guts. They were the only artists at the AMAs who had the courage to all out drag Donald Trump, the President-elect, on national television. Everyone else either danced around the topic or made awkward jokes about it but it was only Green Day who came out, guns blazing and hands in the air, and screamed “NO TRUMP, NO KKK, NO FACIST USA!!”

I voted for Trump, so I’m automatically a fascist and a KKK member. Guess what, performers, we pay you to perform, not to voice your political views.

yeah, you are automatically a fascist for voting Trump! glad you got the memo on that one

also Green Day released American Idiot in 2004 which was directly tied to the election of George W. Bush, they’ve literally been voicing their political opinions from day one, it’s part of their entire identity as a band, them performing and them voicing their political views are one in the same, you filthy damp sponge

I’m honestly getting really tired of this idea that performance should be free from politics. Or that actors/musicians/artists shouldn’t be allowed a political opinion on anything.

“Keep politics out of theatre!”

“Keep politics out of music!”

“Keep politics out of comedy!”

“Keep politics out of film!”

Like, I don’t know what kind of boring theatre, film, music and comedy thehannibalbarca has been consuming before, but art, and performance art is inherently political. And the people who provide this incredible art are also human beings. Politics affects them as much as anyone else, so why the hell shouldn’t they be allowed to express their ideas? Jeez…

Studies have shown that people are more likely to trust entertainers than people in positions of authority on a subject (like scientists and politicians). It’s because we connect with them on a different level. Entertainers have more power to get people’s attention and educate them on important subjects than anyone else. “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.“

Trump’s an entertainer, he’s a reality TV star and even before that he sought attention from entertainment news agencies and took acting jobs. Ronald Reagan was an actor for 32 years before getting into politics. Clint Eastwood spoke at the 2012 Republican Convention. “Entertainers need to stay out of politics” is something I only ever hear when the entertainer isn’t representing republicans.

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jackson-percyy:

Monster: I want to kill you 

Percy: Step in line, your number 473, aprox. wait time 2 years

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antisepticbandaid:

Tbh all of these fake stories going around and they’re so obvious but if any of them said “so I work in retail” id be “okay yeah” because the weirdest shit goes down when you work retail. It could say “so I work in retail and today Jesus came in and turned all our water bottles into wine” and I’d be like “shit that’s wild what’d your manager do”

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oatmealaddiction:
“ das gay
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