100-lbs-of-salt:

yungmethuselah:

Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously.

Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast…

Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck).

  • Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.
  • Healthy teeth aren’t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone’s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers cause damage.
  • Do not underestimate genetics’ role in determining teeth’s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.
  • A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth’s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures’ cost even more.
  • Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren’t a priority (even when they’re attainable; some people might want, y’know, a new car instead).

Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.

I’ve NEVER seen a post like this and I’m thrilled TBH because I’m very insecure about my teeth and there is literally one reason they are not nice and that is money so I’m literally down for teeth positivity

(via allgreymatters)

fireandwonder:

lizznotliz:

Whatever you do, don’t think about the Leverage OT3 dressing up as the new Star Wars OT3 for Halloween or a con or something. DON’T DO IT. IT WILL CONSUME YOU.

seriously my favorite part about this post is that is it a con or a con? or a con AT a con? the team has to take down some corporate exec who is also a huge nerd, but like, one of those gatekeeping “real” geek boy types, and so they target him at a con. Hardison convinces the others that they have to go in cosplay or else they’ll stand out too much, which is the only reason Eliot reluctantly agrees to go along with it, but when they get to the con and he sees all the laypeople in street clothes, he’s like “dammit, Hardison!”

Hardison has of course made sure they all had a crash course/refresher on the movies, but he’s still prompting Eliot on the comms when Eliot has to prove his nerd cred to the Big Bad, but then the Big Bad asks something Hardison doesn’t know, and while he’s like “hold on just stall until I can look up the answer,” Eliot pulls the “excuse me but your question shows that you’re the one that doesn’t know what he’s talking about” because Eliot is secretly a huge nerd.

and of course their props are actually disguised hacking/thieving equipment, and Hardison has a model BB8 that he programs to follow Eliot around, and when Eliot is finally like “ok so what’s the robot for?” Hardison’s like “lol I didn’t put anything in the robot, it’s just there because it’s cool.” “Dammit, Hardison!”

also they get periodically mobbed by fangirl shippers who keep requesting photos of the trio in various combinations and with varying levels of shippiness. Eliot doesn’t catch on until one snaps a photo of Hardison smooching his cheek (”Dammit, Hardison!” They know he’s only pretending to be annoyed though.)

a smol child dressed as Poe Dameron is too shy to ask Eliot for a picture, so Eliot asks him for one, and when some older kids try harassing the little one about his obviously low-budget homemade cosplay, Eliot shuts them down.

the Big Bad is dressed as Kylo Ren (Parker can’t remember his name and just calls him “Baby Darth”) and at the climax of the episode, he figures out that he’s being conned and goes after Parker, and they end up fighting with found objects that bear a suspicious resemblance to light sabers. Parker manages to get away by luring him over to where Eliot and Hardison’s fangirls are, who have of course recorded the entire fight on their phones, and thus have also recorded his confession to skimming money from the con or paying off lawyers to dismiss misconduct charges or copyright infringement or whatever.

(via princehal9000)

suzukiblu:

thisisamarvelblog:

You could make an argument for Steve being in almost any hogwarts house but because I like Steve in situations where he confuses everyone and fucks shit up I kinda really like Slytherin oops

Oh my god yes and also give it to me. Bucky gets sorted into idk Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff after an awkwardly long deliberation but Steve just barely gets the Hat on his head and it doesn’t even pause or give him time to ask to be in Bucky’s house, just instantly screams “SLYTHERIN!“ 

Everyone is slightly deafened and extremely baffled, they were literally already making room for him over at the Hufflepuff table. The other Slytherins take one look at him and can’t decide if they’re thrilled or terrified; half of them hate him and half of them want to be his own personal Death Eaters because obviously that is where this situation is going, of course it is, wait why is Rogers talking to that Gryffindor with the broomstick fetish and those weird Potions-obsessed Ravenclaws who disappear once a month. Did he just try to beat up Rumlow and Rollins for stealing Foster’s bag, does he not know she’s a mudblood? Why is he even talking to Barton, Barton is practically a Squib

Cross-house friendships skyrocket, inter-house scuffles also skyrocket, and Professor Pierce’s neutrally pleasant smile suffers greatly. Professor Fury passes out infinite detentions, detentions for everyone. 

Natasha Romanoff is mysteriously there for all of them despite never getting caught doing anything ever. No one wants to know why. 

(Source: thisisamarvelblogg, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

nonasuch:

tora42:

margotkim:

margotkim:

Also, apparently we’ve all decided that we’re all going through life like the most important part of The Winter Soldier wasn’t that Pierce referenced Mama Fury? Like we’re okay with the movie throwing out her existence and none of us picking that up? It’s not like we needed canonical confirmation that Nick Fury was in fact of woman born, but like…she’s real, guys. She was recently alive. She was probably a SHIELD agent in the Civil Rights Era and left her son with her dad for weeks on end as she worked some real Cold War shit. She probably tangled with the Winter Soldier once in go-go boots. She probably told her son to believe in heroes, but you gotta go looking for them. She probably should be fancast as Nichelle Nichols and featured with Grandpa Fury in a billion different fanworks because Mama fucking Fury, are you kidding me

Seeing this old post getting new notes has reminded me that timeline can be whatever we need it to be, and these characters can be as old or as young as suits the story, and we need Mama Fury in Agent Carter, this isn’t even a question, we need it, we need her, we need the Fury family representing and being as much a legacy as the Starks ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mama and Papa Fury meeting in the fledgling SHIELD under Director Carter, though. 

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Juuuuuuuuuust saying.

(Source: andhumanslovedstories, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

wordsandshadows:

fanfic that I need to exist:

  • Leverage!AU of The Librarians (ie Library crew as grifters etc)
  • Librarians!AU of Leverage (ie Leverage crew in the Library)

(via renew-leverage)

bonehandledknife:

v8roadworrier:

bonehandledknife:

hey-there-bret:

Those of us who understand these matters, however, recognize that the ancient story refers to three objects, or Hallows, which, if united, will make the possessor Master of Death: the elder wand, the resurrection stone, and the cloak of invisibility.

#omg#yes good#where is the fic (via v8roadworrier)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE’S THE FIC, THERE IS NO FI—

The part of the plan that kept tripping them up was how to get from the Vault to the Rig without being seen, but Miss Giddy simply looked at them sad and reached behind her blackboard. She pulled out a piece of grey cloth threadbared, it might have one day been a whole (once) but like everything else, the Wasteland wore it thin.

“How will that help?” Angharad asked.

Miss Giddy simply looked at them and turned it wrong way around and wrapped it around her arm.

And then her arm was gone like that Imperator’s arm.

“What!” Cheedo exclaimed.

How?” Toasts asked.

But the Dag took one look and yelled, “Why? Why now? Why not before?”

“If I snuck you out of the Vault, what then? Will you manage to hide somehow in the Citadel when you’ve known nothing but the Vault? Will you survive in the Wastes without aid?” Miss Giddy plucked at the edges of the cloak and then grabbed on, and pulled. She pulled five times until she had five cloaks, even thinner, and white.

“These will last just long enough to get you on that Rig.” She said.

“And you?” Angharad asked, angry and determined and hands shaking as she took the fifth of cloak that was hers. That escape that should have been hers from the beginning, “Is there something else you’re hiding?”

“Yes,” Miss Giddy said, and brought out the rifle from the belly of the piano.

“No wonder that thing played sour,” Dag muttered.

*screeches loudly*

it’s just a stone like any other. there are countless hundreds of thousands of them lying in the sand, finding their way into boots, pinging off windshields.

this one turns up in his pocket and just. doesn’t leave. it’s always cool to the touch, sharp man-made edges catching against his fingers as if it wants to be held, gleams darkly in the sunlight when he does.

he turns it over in his hand, watching the colors shift under the surface like an oil-slick. once, twice, thrice.

“where are you?”

phantom voices have been his companions for- might be years, if time had any meaning out here- but they’re usually not so clear. so close.

“max, is that you?”

the rock slips from his grip when he see the girl, looking as she had right before her death, as if he might reach out and touch her. as if she might still have her whole life ahead of her.

“why did you let me die?”

the vision flickers and fades, the child’s face turning to a mask of rage and hurt and the rictus grin of a skull. he drives far and fast, hopes he can outrun the rest of the ghosts that are sure to follow

in his pocket the stone sits, heavy and cold, begging to be held.

“Furiosa,” her mother breathes and her lungs crackle with it, “come here.”

She didn’t want to because she’d known her mother strong and this is— her mother’s breath smelled as sour as the shoulder wound as sour as the green crawling across her mother’s skin as sour as the realization that these are her mother’s last moments and her mind blanked at thought and turned away, she wanted to turn away but she can’t

Something is bumped against her hand and she looks down.

Wood, in her mother’s failing grip.

Whereever did her mother manage to keep this bit of wood, of all things?

Furiosa can’t identify the wood, nor the small piece of thread hanging from it that she can’t seem to remove when she tugs at it. The end of it is broken off, it’s maybe only a hands-width long, and she wondered how long it was before.

(It looked old.)

“Take this, my Furiosa,” her mother wheezed, “Take it from me and keep it safe, and it will bring you victory in the end.”

“But it did nothing for you.” Furiosa replied bitterly.

“Yes it did,” and there was a small smile, “You’re alive, aren’t you?”

Furiosa’s left arm throbbed, newly stumped, somehow healing, and she just about screamed with the realization that the sad little piece of wood healed her… but not her mother. That there might have been a choice.

“It takes awhile to full up nowadays,” Mary whispered, “but when it does, you’d be unstoppable.”

“Mother…”

Take it.” Hide it, went unspoken. But Mary JoBassa took some last bit of reflex and jerked it out of the way, “But do me a favor, my Furiosa, end me before the sour hits my brain. Let me go out roaring.”

Furiosa looked to her mother’s neck, where the black and green crawled ever up, the flesh eating itself and rotting in place. And set her jaw, and nodded.

Mary JoBassa smiled, calm, as Furiosa stood up and went behind her and placed her neck in a chokehold, and Mary’s hands rose up to cup her elbow encouragingly (she breathed once, hard, at this last hug). Furiosa tightened the hold and twisted fast.

(snap)

Furiosa let the body fall and stumbled backwards until she somehow fell to her seat.

She stared.

Tried to control her breathing so it did not wobble. Tried to control her eyes so that she did not waste water.

When she was successful, she then crawled forward and grabbed that bit of wood.

(many thousand days later, she will place this piece of wood in the center shaft of her metal arm)

(and it was enough)

spookypunktink:

I feel like if the harry potter theme parks sold jumpers that looked like weasley jumpers but they had every single letter in the alphabet they’d make a lot of money 

(Source: dramaqueenfromtatooine, via gryffindorconsultingtimelord)