Anonymous asked: 26, 24, and 16.
ALL RIGHT, big fan of this procrastinating thing, who needs to study physics.
16: (truth) What is your dream job? (dare) Post the four most recent pictures in your camera roll.
So, I’ll do truth because my camera roll has nothing but pictures of IR spectra on it right now and I love y’all too much to do that to you. My dream job if I really had my pick would be “make lots of money as an author, open ACTUALLY FREE clinic for people who can’t afford the hospital, work as ER doctor and have free rein to yell at my friends for being dumbasses.” Also I would like to make enough money to foster LGBT kids who get kicked out of their house. Barring a financial miracle, though, I’d like to work as a doctor in the emergency department of a Trauma 1 hospital in a big city. Wow, that makes me sound like a great person. Don’t let it fool you, I’m an asshole.
24: (truth) If you could only own five material objects (not counting life necessities like food/water/a house/etc) what would they be? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Post what the first three songs are, and for each one, tag a blog that the song reminds you of.
I’m gonna do the dare because…my books. I could not pick only five. (Do books count as life necessities? That would be a tidy cop out.) I’m listening to Hamilton, so…I’m gonna put it on shuffle. Fucking pray for me.
- Aaron Burr, Sir: My wife @twistedangelsays, because I am the smol, loudmouthed, opinionated, angry Hamilton to her patient, manipulative Burr. We have no intentions to murder each other. Also because she and I call each other Hamilton and Laurens, because every-damn-body thinks we’re sleeping together. (WE’RE NOT.)
- Wait for It: Uh…oh, god, I don’t know. I kinda want to say notbecauseofvictories because IT IS GORGEOUS AND HER WRITING IS GORGEOUS and because they give me that same gut-punch of beauty. But I’m too shy to tag her, because she is very impressive. So. Instead, @im-lost-but-not-gone, because my mom has NOT HEARD THIS SONG YET and she is going to LOVE IT and she is JUST LIKE THIS SONG and guys, she’s so cool, for real.
- Best of Wives and Best of Women: Well, in other news I am dead, but whatever. I can’t see through my TEARS to pick a blog, this is why we don’t fucking shuffle Hamilton, fuck this, I’m going back to listening to Shinedown and Fall Out Boy. I’m just lucky it didn’t whip out fucking Hurricane or some shit.
26: (truth) What’s the last movie you watched? (dare) Reblog the most recent of your own selfies posted on tumblr, and in the tags say two things you like about your appearance in it?
Gonna do truth because I don’t really…do selfies? Like, I don’t have an issue with them, it just never occurs to me to take them. The last movie I watched was…ah, I think it was The Thirteenth Warrior. Might have been The Mummy. Don’t think it was Labyrinth. There’s a trend, I guess.