cygnaut asked: If Max Rockatansky was your boyfriend, he would never ask if the symbolic black scarf you gifted him is a male imperator scarf or a female one.

bonehandledknife:

mumblingsage:

bassfanimation:

mumblingsage:

mumblingsage:

And he would definitely wear it while proposing you go on a fiery road trip of redemption. 

#Imperator Engagement Rings #do you take this black scarf #heck yeah I take it (@bassfanimation)

#I’m still trying to pinpoint the exact moment these two become Married#personally I still feel like it’s earlier in Brothers in Arms#With this killswitch code I thee wed. And with this gun I thee vow to respect and support all the days of my life.#Which might just be today because there’s a motorcycle gang AND a car with a flamethrower after us#With my bloody hand upon your metal one serving as a substitute wheel I thee endow#(and all my worldly goods which at this point amounts to my name and a blood transfusion because the fucking War Boys took everything else)#Mad Max#furiosa x max

Perfection.

Look at the 2nd gif and tell me that doesn’t seem like part of some desperate wasteland wedding ceremony (also enjoy Toast, Cheedo, and Capable as the world’s most appalled flower girls.) 

Filed under um blood cw through the gif maybe ‘blood brothers’ is the term I’m looking for but it’s too platonic Mad Max Sage talks Mad Max Toast: I don’t have any objections to this match but I STRONGLY OBJECT TO THE ROCK WE’RE ABOUT TO RUN INTO Cheedo: Does this mean we have a new dad? Capable: forgot the beginning of her wedding toast and is scrambling to make something up (I still want that arranged marriage fic and if I can’t have it I will just write accidental marriage fix in my tags so there) *fic but Freudian slip there

I’m just over here, dragging hands slowly down my face and giving up on any sort of pretense of objectivity.

I never noticed that he put his hand on the back of the metal one in that second gif, until you pointed it out. What. Even.

…true talk tho, the only way that arranged marriage fic might happen to these two is if there’s literal guns pointed at literal heads, and there’d need to be hostages involved, possibly multiple, and perhaps (given this universe) cannibalism, maybe some electrocutions.

And at least three explosions.

And a pint of blood.

"Well, first of all, you’re using Internet Explorer."

— Helping adults on the computer (via spoopy-jess)

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pope-oprah:

africanaquarian:

nozayn:

Beyoncé & Jay-Z are attempting to buy the rights to the confederate flag so it can’t be used anymore God is Real

This is so perfect because how heated would white southern racists be to see two black millionaires buy the rights to their symbol of hatred.

honestly just think about it
Jay-Z and Bey sitting in their mansion talking about how shitty it is that people still fly that goddamn flag and Jay-Z kinda stopping and thinking for a minute and saying
“well…. why don’t we just buy it”

(via bonehandledknife)

vastderp:

darkmoonsigel:

dabbin-fairy:

This is my favorite one

I have never hit the reblog button fastest in my life

WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT? THIS IS FOR YOU

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pilgrimkitty:

littleboyfics:

battlships:

ofools:

ofools:

I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope

[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK

“How do I get to… what was it called?”
“Netflix?”
“Yes that.”

“What is that?”

“Uh, cell phone?”

“Why did you yell at it? What did it do to you?”

*long suffering sigh*

“You mean if you press those buttons there someone will bring you food?”

“Yes.”

“Witchcraft.”

“Technology.”

“Same thing.”

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

huffingtonpost:

These Black Trans Couples’ Stories Tug At Our Heartstrings

The couples speak to the daily experience of living at the crossroads of being black and identifying as LGBT. Together or separate, these two groups carry the burden of societal implications that stem from ignorance and assumptions. Milan shares that his mother was fearful that he would not find love – a common concern among loved ones of those in the trans community, he said.

Watch the full video and you’ll really believe in true love after hearing from these black trans couples.

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Describe my blog in terms of “came for the _____, stayed for the _____”

(via dyinghistoric)

heckabucky:

man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.

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lupinatic:

letsbeperfectlyreckless:

cyanine:

zubat:

importantrose:

cherrywitch:

turv:

Members of Ukrainian feminist group Femen staged protests across Europe as they called for a “topless jihad.” The demonstrations were in support of a young Tunisian activist named Amina Tyler. Last month, Tyler posted naked images of herself online, with the words “I own my body; it’s not the source of anyone’s honor” written on her bare chest. The head of Tunisia’s “Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice,” reportedly called for Tyler to be stoned to death for her putatively obscene actions, lest they lead to an epidemic. Tyler has since gone quiet, leading some to fear for her safety.

This is too punk

This is so incredibly raw and important and it needs to spread like wildfire

HELL YEAH badass as fuck

Femen and their “topless jihad” protests are absolute fucking garbage and I can’t believe they’re being praised on my dashboard. I’m not a Muslim woman so I will quote Uzma Kolsy instead regarding the issue. 

“The reason that I and other Muslim women were turned off by Femen was because their motivations and methods reeked of a pervading and deep-rooted ignorance of Islam itself. […] Femen did not spark a much-needed discussion on human rights violations against women in the Muslim world. Instead, it ignited a number of incendiary attacks on the beliefs and autonomy of Muslim women; first in Muslim-majority countries, and later, the global community. The protest prompted Muslim women to speak up — not just because they took particular offense to the tired notion they are gagged and rendered mute, but because they felt the need to defend their faith and their right to choose how they practice it. This meaningful response undercut Femen’s core, flawed presumption, that Muslim women are oppressed because Islam is inherently oppressive. To defend Femen’s protests, then, is to defend this line of thinking a dangerous, caustic, and inept approach in tackling issues of gender inequality in the Muslim world today. […] Femen may have stood up for one woman’s right to bare her body, but they denounce my right and choice to cover mine, however I see fit. The discourse that Femen brought to the floor is not one that will allow us to progress as a society, but it is one that will pigeonhole all Muslim women as oppressed victims, frame the discussion within the bounds of the stereotypes that exist about Muslim women, and will relegate Muslim women to constantly defending their faith rather than discussing the larger issues at hand. And then there is the hijab, the iconic piece of cloth that Femen has deemed a symbol of oppression. Wearing the hijab, to be clear, is a sacred act of worship that many Muslim women practice voluntarily. In fact, I have friends who cover their hair against the will of their husbands and fathers who, ironically, fear for their safety in an increasingly Islamophobic climate. In a sorely misinformed and cruelly inimical statement, Femen’s leader Inna Shevchenko equated the hijab with “the blood and all the crimes that are based on your religion,” and called for Muslim women to remove it in solidarity. And what if the Muslim woman she was debating had complied? She’d be doing it as an act of coercion. When Femen’s free speech thwarts a woman’s freedom of religion, then they have become no better than the abusers they are protesting. […] Thousands of Muslim American women wear the hijab, and it falls within their Constitutionally protected rights to do so. Making associations that imply that the donning of the headscarf is oppressive, while showing off silky tresses is liberating, is unscrupulous. In the aftermath of the Femen protest, Muslim women came out in droves to demonstrate that Islam is not oppressive and that they have the right to choose to wear the hijab. In response, Shevchenko told Huffington Post U.K., “They write on their posters that they don’t need liberation but in their eyes it’s written ‘help me.’” As supposed trailblazers in initiating a discussion on women and religion, it is tragically ironic that when Muslim women spoke up, Femen didn’t care to listen. […] In the post-9/11 world, Femen’s dangerous assertions only feed the already raging flames of Islamophobia. It is wrong to associate violence perpetrated in the name of Islam with an emblem of faith because it perpetuates the horridly inaccurate assumption that Islam condones violence. To say that Islam guides its adherents to commit atrocities against any people speaks to the limited understanding of the accuser. […] Contrary to what Femen would have you believe, it is possible to practice Islam and champion women’s rights at the same time. Muslim feminists would tell you as much — as long as they aren’t being drowned out.” (x)

Don’t support Femen. Don’t support their “topless jihad” protest. Don’t perpetuate Islamophobia. 

tldr: FEMEN IS A GARBAGE ORGANIZATION

I wasn’t going to reblog until the last two ^ 

I love my religion so much, and I choose not to wear the hijab right now, but the amount of friends I have who adore it and love wearing it is enough for me to understand the freedom of choice.

Sorry - I forgot to tag this as islamophobia! Going back and doing it now

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mxcleod:
“Researchers from Cambridge University have discovered that it is possible to make a baby using skin cells of parents of the same sex.
The researchers have shown, for the first time, that human egg and sperm cells can be made from stem cells...

mxcleod:

Researchers from Cambridge University have discovered that it is possible to make a baby using skin cells of parents of the same sex.

The researchers have shown, for the first time, that human egg and sperm cells can be made from stem cells in the skin of two adults. They have stated that the technique could mean same-sex couples could have babies in just two years.

(source)

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