The signs as X-Men: First Class quotes

funkneto:

  • Aries: You want society to accept you, but you can’t even accept yourself.
  • Taurus: I could feel them, their isolation, their hopes, their ambitions. I tell you… We can start something incredible, Erik. We can help them.
  • Gemini: Would you like to see another magic trick?
  • Cancer: There’s so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger. There’s good in you too, and you can harness all that.
  • Leo: Have you ever looked at a tiger and thought you ought to cover it up?
  • Virgo: Don’t spoil this for me, Erik.
  • Libra: Let’s just say I’m Frankenstein’s monster. And I’m looking for my creator.
  • Scorpio: Shaw’s got friends. you could do with some.
  • Sagittarius: Erik, no!
  • Capricorn:  Peace was never an option.
  • Aquarius: What an adorable lab rat you make, Charles.
  • Pisces: Go fuck yourself. 

(Source: mattmurdick, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

The signs as hot nicknames

  • Babygirl: virgo, leo, taurus capricorn
  • Kitten: scorpio, gemini, aries, cancer
  • Babe *kinda has to be said with raspy morning voice*: sagittarius, libra, aquarius, pisces

richardalperts:

alltimeloe:

alltimeloe:

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

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the tags on this post are solid gold

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verati404:

rabababe:

rabababe:

I was thinking about the Grim Reaper recently. They’re not tied to any particular religion, they just personify death and collect the soul and take them…where? What if they’re like afterlife HR?

“So hey! You’re right on time! Okay, your chart says ‘Hellenic.’ Got your coin for the ferryman? No?! Alright, here’s the deal: sign here, River Styx is down the next hall on the left, but you can’t cross for another hundred years. Hey, I don’t make the rules! What do you think a last will and testament’s for, Felix?!”

“Gina! Almost had you there in ‘93 with that heart attack, eh? Eh? Anyway, Catholic, right? Hang a left, St. Peter’s waiting behind the gates, he’ll give you your assignment.”

“Hey boss, this one didn’t believe in afterlife or having a soul– I’m headed to my next appointment.”

“Sanjay! Nice long life you had there, buddy. So you remember where the Great Revolving Door of Reincarnation is– oh wait! You qualify for nirvana! Look at you!”

“So Sam, you’re…agnostic. Come to my office, we’ll discuss your options.”

verati404, this one!

I really love this take on the Grim Reaper, actually.  It takes everybody into account.  Kinda reminds me of the afterlife several mediums have described.

(via lathori)

scale of 1-10 of evilness

  • Aries: 10/10
  • Taurus: 4/10
  • Gemini: 2/10
  • Cancer: 8/10
  • Leo: 9/10
  • Virgo: 0/10
  • Libra: 7/10
  • Scorpio: 5/10
  • Sagittarius: 1000/10
  • Capricorn: 100/10
  • Aquarius: satan
  • Pisces: 1/10

rainnecassidy:

wepnuttstuff:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

toothplug:

bitter-bihet-harpy:

thebestoftumbling:

Beatbox recorder - Medhat Mamdouh

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS AN AUDIO TRACK AND THEN LAY DOWN SOME SICK BASS BC I WANT THIS TO BE THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE.

someone actually used the recorder in an impressive way omg

oh my god….

My brother isn’t allowed to play the recorder unless he sounds like this

HOLY SHIT

(Source: thebestoftumbling, via amusewithaview)

how to ao3 savior, an updated tutorial

primarybufferpanel:

lierdumoa:

calystarose:

quietgames:

Frustrated or triggered because of that one tag/ship/fic/author that keeps showing up while you browse ao3?  Here’s step-by-step guide to blacklisting à la tumblr savior on Archive of our Own.

Keep reading

@lierdumoa all tags are from OP *giggles*

Oh bless you and thank you.

Listed under: Things that make my fandom experience significantly more pleasant

♡ Send me a ship and I’ll tell you

shiro-pon:

mintyskulls:

f-yeah-askmemes:

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
  • Who the fuck put peeps in the microwave
  • Who is the slut for Doritos
  • Who starts the pillow fights
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
  • Who is in charge of grocery shopping, taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one)
  • Who dies first
  • Who is more likely to get kicked out of bed
  • Who needs help opening their Popsicle
  • Who talks to questionable strangers
  • Who likes to kiss the other when their face is all sticky
  • Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for an entire day
  • Who steals the blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other with none
  • Who likes to drink straight-up black coffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded Starbucks
  • Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and Captain Crunch in the shopping cart
  • Who would be the strict parent and who would be the cool one
  • Who forgot they can’t put foil in the microwave and accidentally started a small fire
  • Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night because they thought they heard something
  • What they would be like as parents

still doin this

(via academicfeminist)

darael:

coille-dithean:

More hearing people should learn some sign language so here are some actually useful signs for us hearing people to learn.

Learning to sign is something I really want to do. For multiple reasons, which I’m going to share because you should learn too. Yes, you.

The obvious one is that it makes the lives of Deaf and HoH people easier. We can communicate directly without things like lip-reading! Wouldn’t that be great?

But it’s not only that

When you’re talking to a hearing person you can sign while speaking

And there are two ways to use that

One is to expand on meaning without having to use verbal circumlocutions - this could be particularly useful for shades of meaning, where you might say one thing while signing something that modifies it.

The other is to say something completely different. Holding two conversations at once becomes an awful lot easier when one’s in sign and the other’s out loud.

Also the Deaf and HoH communities aren’t the only disabled people to benefit. I have Asperger syndrome, which is an autistic spectrum disorder, and sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I go nonverbal. I lose the capacity to speak. Usually I can understand what people say when that happens, and I can write words or make gestures, but think how much easier it would be if I could sign to them instead.

^^^This, a thousand times this.  

More reasons!

If you’re like me and every sickness ever turns into an I-can’t-speak-because-my-lungs-are-trying-to-crawl-up-my-throat situation, learn to sign so you can still communicate with people.  

If you’re like me and you have sensory/perception issues and sometimes you can’t handle voices, learn to sign so that you don’t have to handle the noise.  

If you’re like me and you go to a small college with at least one person who’s assaulted you and is still on campus, learn to sign so that you can tell your friend when you need to get the fuck out NOW.

If you’re like me and you hang out at your friend’s place of work and get hit on by creepy older men, learn to sign so that you can get some backup from your buddy the employee.

If you’re like me and you want to go into a service profession (I’m pre-med), learn to sign in case you ever have a Deaf/HoH/otherwise nonverbal patient.

Basically what I’m saying is learn to sign.  And hit me up with any websites you know are good for learning to sign, I’m making a list.

(Source: feldfrowe, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Anonymous asked: What the fuck is a dreamworks face

absolita:

sonicthehedgegod:

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this face

#okay no but this is so much funnier to me now#because i went to dreamworks and met one of the head animators#and apparently everyone knows about the dreamworks face#and complains about it#but the marketing people keep doing it for some reason