academicfeminist - you are that person in your friend groups. No exceptions.there’s always that one friend in the group that everyone has had a crush on at some point no exceptions
if you don’t think so, then you’re the friend.
most of the people who reblogged this said that there isn’t a person like that in their group and they’re not the person.
i’m sorry to break it to you
but you’re the person
(Source: zoom-yatta, via amusewithaview)
mythological creature AUs
daughterofscotland these sound fun.
- “i just got turned into an incubus or a succubus and i’m like the least smooth and most self-conscious person on the planet so i’m literally starving because i don’t know how to seduce people” AU. BONUS POINTS IF THEY ARE A VIRGIN.
- “i’m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have roommates now and and end up putting them in my thrall when i’m singing taylor swift songs in the shower” AU
- “i’m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can’t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn” AU
- “i got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO” AU
- “i’m a med student who has a huge crush on the hot guy who works at the coffee shop who always gives me free drinks when i’m stressed and calls me princess even though i pretend i think it’s annoying but i’m extremely concerned about him because he always smells like smoke so i always give him lectures about how terrible cigarettes are for you and i may have made a powerpoint which is probably excessive but lung health is extremely important and oops it turns out he’s part-dragon or something hahahaha oops” AU
- “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU
- “i’m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i’m wrong so i finally scream, ‘how would you know?!?’ and they’re like, ‘because i was THERE!’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class” AU
I already have it in my likes actually XD
Ah, likes. I have about 26k+ likes now. I’m pretty sure i’m using the like feature wrong but oh well.
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look what the hotel microwave does
Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one second. And for the next 30 seconds, one by one every single person in the house filters into the kitchen to give baleful looks to both you and the microwave.
OTP: who buys this microwave for a laugh, and who wakes up earlier and uses it every single morning JUST to demonstrate EXACTLY how bad of a decision that purchase was
(Source: ahh124, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”
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- me: oh god how many words have i written
- is it a million
- is it TWO million
- word counter: 409 words
- me: LIES
signs as types of artists
- actors: gemini, cancer, leo, pisces
- singers: aries, virgo, libra, sagittarius
- writers: taurus, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
(Source: sibiet, via anacfranco)
Friendship
- me: *has terrible thought*
- friend: *says terrible thought out loud*
- me: OH THANK GOD
