you know friend memes???? like something happens between you and a friend and you bring it up occasionally and it like becomes a meme between you two??? like to others they wouldnt get it but so its like a meme for your friends???
i have been informed that what i described is an inside joke
this is one of the best posts ive ever made because its just so fascinating to look through the tags and read all of your friend memes
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when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
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The basic idea has been expressed through narrative a number of times. In one of Aesop’s fables The Fox and the Cat, the fox boasts of “hundreds of ways of escaping” while the cat has “only one”. When they hear the hounds approaching, the cat scampers up a tree while “the fox in his confusion was caught up by the hounds”. The fable ends with the moral, “Better one safe way than a hundred on which you cannot reckon”
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“can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
[[bi-lociraptor screech in the background, the hunt has begun]]
I know I already reblogged this but this version has dinosaurs
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Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
Ingredients:
- ½ Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Vinegar
Instructions:
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!
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Vodka Tia Moran
