sperari:
“ foundloveinbudapest:
“ obsessiforge:
“ bluandorange:
“ so I’ve got this headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of...

sperari:

foundloveinbudapest:

obsessiforge:

bluandorange:

so I’ve got this headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling 

Mostly from Steve

Especially from Steve

Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –

Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.

Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)

and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide

Oh my god.

Headcanon accepted so hard

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princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

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ianbrooks:

Knights of the Round Table Watch from Roger Dubuis

At the Salon International de la Haute Horlogerie in Geneva, watchmakers Roger Dubuis showcased the Excalibur Table Ronde, a limited series of 88 watches modeled after the famed Winchester Round Table where King Arthur and the Knights of the Round gathered to discuss quests, Grails, perilous peril, and strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a system of government.

(source: rogerdubuis, via: beautifullife / gizmodo)

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abyssalpit:

if the heavens ever did speak
she’s the last true mouthpiece
every sunday’s getting more bleak
a fresh poison each week

unrealitycw have a Super Gay version of take me to church

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marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

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that-one-lesbian-down-the-hall:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

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Tags: adler

a-hipster-lesbian:

I love when you meet someone and you just click. You know you’re supposed to be friends or lovers or something. You just know the universe said “you two, yeah you, don’t leave each other’s side okay?”. Here’s to meeting awesome new people and forming amazing new bonds.

(Source: vacant-heart-open-mind, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Tags: adler lookit!

mythicalogical:
“ thesexypenguin:
“ “ The educational system in one image.
”
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein
”
Reblogging....

mythicalogical:

thesexypenguin:

The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Reblogging. always. always. always.

OKAY BUT THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.  I’m analytically highly intelligent.  I’m not just bragging here, I have a point, but first you have to understand that I’m pretty smart.  Smart enough that socializing is difficult because I have a lot of difficulty understanding how other people process the world (also it turns out that people get angry when you admit that you’re psychoanalyzing them so that you know what to say, which is pretty much how I interact with humanity).  Like, I walked into the SAT severely concussed with no preparation and scored a 2190 out of 2400, and I got a perfect 800 on the Critical Reading section (notoriously near-impossible to ace), but I was born without that road map for how to be an Earthling.

So I’m not good with people, they make me uneasy, and I had to learn how to do the society thing mostly by rote memorization–this makes people angry, this makes them happy, and it makes them cruel when I admit that I can learn languages at ridiculous paces and do number theory in my head and read four hundred pages in an hour.  (Yeah, also?  Don’t tell people they’re being arrogant and condescending unless you’re being as polite as possible, because they might be trying really hard, and that shit hurts after a while.)  My mom?  She’s great with people.  Don’t get me wrong, she’s a total introvert who basically comes home and rants about the idiots at her job, but she is flat-out brilliant at handling them.  So she can’t keep up with me when I go on a tirade about how nice the Fibonacci sequence is or when I sit down and recite whole blocks of text–who gives a fuck?  She’s brilliant.  She’s a genius.  She can talk to someone for ten minutes and be able to make them sign over their soul with a smile–I might be able to charm someone because I had to learn it to survive (no one likes someone who thinks everyone should be able to keep up), but I have nothing like her talent.

So this is an alternative genius appreciation post.  Also an appreciation of Moran’s mom post, because she’s awesome.

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