lathori asked: Darling, dear, love. Hamilton/Laurens Literally anything during the revolutionary era Perhaps even just how they got together. /Please/, for me? <3

Anything for you, Laurens. Soooo…I know you wanted fluff…we’re not doing that.  I don’t actually know if Laurens was in Washington’s camp for this, but we’re going to assume history is flexible because extensive googling did not produce an actual date or shit for this battle (besides ‘between September 1777 and June 1778’), which was hardly a battle at all.  Also technically Lee sent a letter but whatever, we’re doing Some Shit with history anyway, might as well go hard.

to see our glory

The message from Lee was greeted by a long beat of silence.

“My sympathies, Your Excellency,” Lee said, doing a poor job of imitating poise as his shirtsleeves dripped steadily on the ground.  The word simper drifted through John’s mind at the sound of Lee’s voice.

“Yes,” General Washington said flatly, both hands braced on the table that had been serving duty as a tactical map minutes before. John couldn’t bring himself to look away from where the general’s little finger had pushed aside the marker of a British fort, one that he and Alexander had been bickering over not a day past. “Thank you for informing me, Major General.  You are dismissed.”

Lee left, and the tent was deathly silent, the general still standing over the table with his head down, John still fixed in place where he stood near the far corner of the table, the handful of other men in the tent stony.

“Gentlemen,” General Washington said, his voice perfectly controlled.  “Please send for the Marquis, he will want to know.  If my aides would stay, it would be appreciated.  The rest of you are dismissed.”

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subparse:

authorkurikuri:

rhealoveless:

I want to open a queer bookstore every book has queer protagonists

there’s fantasy and sci fi and literary sections just like a regular bookstore but all the characters are queer

except there, in the corner, is the Straight Literature section. Which is like. Fifteen copies of the notebook.

DID SOMEONE ASK FOR A LIST OF LGBTQ BOOKSTORES IN THE US? NO? WELL YOU’RE GETTING ONE ANYWAY.

@ollieomeara

(Source: nebulousboundaries, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

hawxkeye:

We’ve always been known as Turk and JD. Like, when we were in college, people would be like: when are Turk and JD getting here? And then at med school, everyone was like: when are Turk and JD getting here? The point is, we were together so much this Indian girl only slept with him because she thought his last name was Anjadi.

(via lathori)

lathori asked: ExR. Labyrinth AU. Go. (You know you want to)

Babe, you GET me.  I assume you mean “that time where modern AU Enjolras made the most ridiculous wish ever and subsequently made Grantaire’s life miserable,” of course.

  • Here’s the thing.  Enjolras doesn’t believe in what he can’t see and touch and handle with his own two hands.  The ideal of freedom is only something he believes in because he can see it on the smaller scale, but he’s not religious or spiritual or what have you because it just doesn’t even occur to him.
  • So when Marius tells him to be careful what he wishes for, all wide eyes and earnest voice, because Marius’ mother used to tell him warning stories about the Goblin King, Enjolras laughs at him.  He’s particularly unkind about it because Marius interrupted a meeting where they were actually getting things done for once with this nonsense, and because it’s the twenty-first century and they’re past fairy stories.  Marius is offended, and insists that he knows those stories are true.

    • “Is that so,” Enjolras says flatly, and Marius nods emphatically.  “Fine, we can test that.  I wish–”
    • “Enjolras, don’t,” Marius yelps.
    • “—that the Goblin King would come and take all of France away, right now.”

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The last person you texted, the protagonist of the last TV show you watched, and your icon are now your companions during the zombie apocalypse

frozen-void:

theravenofwynter:

twodefenestrate:

hoppspindel:

winjennster:

ceilingninja:

angryinkeddrunk:

gem-power:

calendiles:

Are you gonna survive?

My dad, Charlie Sheen and a gigantic firebreathing monster woman

My husband, the girl from Underworld, and a chicken….

My coworker, Guy Fieri, and nightcrawler.

My ex husband, Dean Winchester, Jared Padalecki. Huh. I’ll be ok.

Mom, Christy Plunkett and Loki. Uuh well I sure hope we can count on Loki to save us lol

My best friend, the Irish pirate queen Grace O’Malley, and Loki. Sounds good to me!

Instead of the last show I watched I’m going with videogames because I haven’t watched TV properly in 5 months and I don’t remember what I watched…

3 of my best friends [group chat!], Commander Shepard and Odin’s raven……..

I’d say I’m gonna me alright ^^

My sister, Daredevil, and Leonard “Bones” McCoy.

Someone I know, a fighter with great hearing, and a doctor

I think I’ll be fine

Adler, Michael Weston of Burn Notice, and a tiny angry bird.  Disregarding the bird: a linguist and excellent administrator/negotiator, a professional spy/killer, and myself, a trained EMT and pre-med student who can build a bomb with household chemicals.

I think we’ll be okay.

(via windbladess)

slutofsubstance:

thevoiceofbenedictcumberbatch:

the-vashta-natasha:

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

image

i am in

(Source: super-duper-skrull-blog, via ailleee)

writing-prompt-s:

As a child, you and your best friend made a pact to go on an real fantasy adventure. After growing up, starting your separate lives and families, and losing touch, one day he/she bursts into your office, throwing you a sword and insists you accompany them.

(via littlestartopaz)

Tags: ADLER writing

Did you know…

bumbleshark:

birdsabovethelaw:

The talented people behind this,

And this (best picture btw),

Have made, THIS

AAAAAAnd it’s great.

AAAAAAnd you should watch it.

its called voltron and its in netflix fyi

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

allisonargented:

do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

(Source: ruffnutthorston, via patroclvss)

The Signs As People The Law Firm I Used To Work For Has Represented

prospitianescapee:

Aries: Caught fire because a neighbor fucked up at operating a tractor so bad that literally everything for like a quarter mile caught fire.

Taurus: Stalked by co-worker, sued management for not doing anything about the co-worker. Management defended their inaction on the grounds that the stalker was from Eastern Europe and they thought stalking was “pretty much culturally expected over there.”

Gemini: Hacked a company’s store credit system and bought a bunch of stuff on nonexistent store credit; defended self on grounds that their security system was really badly designed and the store was asking for it.

Cancer: Angry preacher who wanted to shut up the people on the internet saying they ran an “orgy church.”

Leo: Kept a lion in a small enclosure in their yard.

Virgo: Assault with deadly weapon. Deadly weapon in question was a chainsaw.

Libra: Police officer fired for “taking the whole ethics thing way too far,” ie, interfering with other officers’ crimes.

Scorpio: Murdered “an old friend.” Obviously 100% guilty, visibly 100% unrepentant. Jury let them off, to the firm’s total bewilderment. Sent senior partner a lovely fruit basket.

Sagittarius: Used work email account and work computer to exchange sexual fantasies and photographs involving horses with like-minded individuals.

Capricorn: Their goats wandered onto their neighbors’ property “one time too many,” so the neighbors shot the goats.

Aquarius: Shot at neighbors, including a grade-schooler, for walking across their yard. When police were called, was enraged and offended, particularly when the police also walked across their yard. When asked whether the neighbors had in fact been threatening them in any way, appeared to be genuinely hurt by the question, and began complaining about how hard their life was and how little anyone understood their woes.

Pisces: Doctor suing the state for preventing patients on probation from taking their medications, which the state thought were probably basically the same as cocaine.

(via windbladess)