Everything you need to know about my friendship with @twistedangelsays (tagged here as my dear Adler) according to Farmer Refuted:

Half the time she’s Burr: “Let him be….Alexander, please.”

The other half she’s Mulligan: “Oh my God, tear this dude apart!”

In this argument, obviously, I’m Hamilton.

(Source: iraffiruse, via vampiregerards)

andasr:

powai:

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

For anyone interested, consider the game Slap or Kiss. We played this game so many times senior year of college, I don’t know why our drunk selves were so obsessed with slapping and kissing each other. It’s exactly what it sounds like:

1. You spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on will either have to slap or kiss you.

2. You, the spinner, leave the room. Everyone else gets to vote on whether you will get slapped or kiss. Majority wins, the person who the bottle landed on doesn’t get a vote.

3. When it’s decided, you’re called back in for the surprise Slap or Kiss, and everyone watches with anticipation because they all know and you have no idea and i love it

Bonus: Combine it with Truth or Dare. If you don’t like the Truth or Dare you got, you can choose to do Slap or Kiss instead.

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

housetohalf:
“ books-and-whatever:
“ softjoly:
“ cometholmes:
“ The Marquis de Lafayette (left) informs General George Washington and Colonel Alexander Hamilton that the French will support America in the Revolutionary War.
”
smol Hamilton is...

housetohalf:

books-and-whatever:

softjoly:

cometholmes:

The Marquis de Lafayette (left) informs General George Washington and Colonel Alexander Hamilton that the French will support America in the Revolutionary War.

smol Hamilton is smol

K I know Hamilton was small but this is ridiculous. It looks like Lafayette brought his 12-year-old kid along for the meeting.

(via johanirae)

my-diomedeian-compulsion:
“ schuylering:
“ AMAZING
”
It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays
”

my-diomedeian-compulsion:

schuylering:

AMAZING

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

(via fireflyca)

feynites:

libations-of-honey-and-milk:

In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers:  princesses and wizards.

Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’
This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her. 

That would be my kind of story.

When Princess Talia was fourteen, her eldest sister was placed in a tower.

Princess Adina was eighteen by then, and so of a marriageable age. She had grown quite beautiful, though she was more willful than winsome, and she did not care for the notion of the tower very much at all. Their mother did her best to persuade her on the subject. After all, the queen herself had been eighteen when her own parents had sent her to live in that very same tower, to be safely tucked away until her husband could be chosen, and then ride out to claim her. A tradition going back ages and ages.

Keep reading

(Source: libations-of-blood-and-wine, via feynites)

jumpingjacktrash:

iwillbeyourhands:

iwillbeyourhands:

i hope at least some of you don’t have swimming anime blacklisted, not because i want to inflict my anime on you, but because i know i always enjoy watching people have emotional meltdowns over things i’m not personally invested in when it’s like

[picture of a hat]

#fuck this #fuck this hat #my life is over #how could anyone post this #i’m done. i’m done. #gets into a submarine sinks to the deepest level of the ocean buries self in the marianis trench #hat fandom

“hat fandom” has become such a common term in my friend group to describe a fandom you’re not a part of but enjoying watching people be into that i forget not everyone knows about it

omg i didn’t realize how much i needed this term

undertale is my hat fandom

(Source: quadlutz, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)