Chronicles of the Kencyrath fans?

im-lost-but-not-gone:

sursumursa:

Where are you? Apparently not on Tumblr, that’s for sure.

So: anyone who likes…er…books, and asskicking heroines, should read them.

They have many names. Collectively they are the Chronicles of the Kencyrath/Kencyrath Chronicles/God Stalker Chronicles. The first book is Dark of the Gods/God Stalk.

They are at least fourteen kinds of awesome.

Probably more. And the heroine has cat claws.

By the power of awesome! Go! Read!

Some of you are bound to have read them.

Right?

Hell yes, I have read them. Multiple times. And I, too, too have sought for others who have read them.  Fans of Jamethiel Priest’s Bane unite!  All those who are willing to cheer on Kindrie as he struggles through his soulscape, cheer with me!  Everyone who wishes they, too, could kick Tori’s ass just a little bit for being such a noble puppy, join me!  And all you who long for your very own Marcarn who would gladly follow you into the bowels of hell not only because of honor but especially for love and respect, come on!

OH MY GOD.  HELLO.  HI.  WE EXIST.  YOU EXIST.  I HAVE LOOKED FOR OTHER FANS OF THE KENCYRATH CHRONICLES SINCE I GOT A TUMBLR.

(via im-lost-but-not-gone)

witchysticks:

*cis voice* idk like, I feel like using they for a singular person just brings out my sudden and previously nonexistent strict adherance to prescriptive linguistics but maybe it’s just me

My roommate the linguistics major has decided that the singular ‘they’ is her hill to die on.  She’s started yelling “HAVE YOU EMBRACED THE SINGULAR ‘THEY’ AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR” and honestly I think it’s my favorite development of the school year.  Also, fun fact, there is no grammatical rule saying that ‘they’ is only for the plural, so fuck the man and live your life.

(via academicfeminist)

firebreathingeli:

actualscience:

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firebreathingeli:

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

i do bite my thumb, sir

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

is the law on our side if i say ay?

No

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

Do you quarrel, sir?

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

No better

well, sir

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

orangelemonart:

professortennant:

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

This changed me

(via fireflyca)

shakespeareandbiscuits:

shakespeareandbiscuits:

walkingoutintherain:

claras-wintersoldier:

Okay new idea, live action version of The Road To El Dorado starring these two

……… *jaw drops*

oh my GODS YES

Outtakes from the interview.

*slams down money*

I WILL TAKE TWO TICKETS PLEASE.

(Source: waititi, via bonehandledknife)

stardusted:

kurosmind:

tbird2290:

milkteaghost:

Imagine a villain getting injured and losing their memory and the heroes finding them and taking them with them and taking care of them and the villain gets their memory back after like a week but doesn’t want to say anything because the heroes are being so nice to them and nobody has been that nice to them in so long and they don’t want it to end and they’re maybe getting fond of the heroes but don’t tell anyone shhh. But eventually something happens and the heroes are in trouble and they’re trying to get the villain to run away because they still think they’re an amnesiac with no idea how to defend themself and they’ve grown to like them and don’t want them to get hurt but the villain just pushes past them toward whatever is trying to hurt the heroes and just fuckin goes guns blazing and destroys them

Well damn

I need this in my life

@joons this sounds like something you would write??

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

dukeofbookingham:
“ the-imperfect-therapist:
“ brutereason:
“  I was thinking about this the other day and realized that there is a better way to think about it than “I will literally be in debt for the rest of my life,” and that is “I live in a...

dukeofbookingham:

the-imperfect-therapist:

brutereason:

I was thinking about this the other day and realized that there is a better way to think about it than “I will literally be in debt for the rest of my life,” and that is “I live in a society in which I must pay a lifelong tax so that I can do the work that I love.”

Because that’s what it is. Every month I will pay this affordable but not insignificant cost because the alternative would’ve been to do something I hate or merely tolerate. I could’ve been a mediocre programmer or a mediocre scientist who dreads going to work every day and constantly fears getting fired for their mediocrity, but instead I will become a fantastic therapist. People will seek ME out for my expertise. I will be not only in demand, but also fulfilled and engaged and actually helpful to others in some way.

And yeah, it’s still totally bullshit that we’ve set things up that way–that we’ve decided it’s reasonable to saddle a person with a debt nearly five times their starting salary–but at least this isn’t *my* shame or failure. That’s why I don’t mind posting this at all. Anyone who thinks my debt reflects my worth or even my financial savvy can pretty much fuck off. Anyone who thinks I ought to be miserable or extremely stressed or at least a little ashamed because of this now knows better.

What a fantastic way to reframe the absurdity of student loan debt. Well said!

YO. 

fyeahlucifer:
“ New Lucifer Poster.
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alv529:

dragonflies-and-katydids:

nyxfe:

linawoof:

“sci fi and fantasy are polar opposites! they can’t coexist!!”

what is this, the genre binary?

So, like, which one of you is the fantasy and which one is the sci-fi?

Who wears the blaster in this relationship?

Yeah, yeah, I know you’re both *annoying finger quotes* “NERDS”, but which one of you takes the ring to Mordor?

(via starwarsisgay)