gamegrrl:
1. Party Drunk:
- will talk to anyone and everyone
- only does shots
- has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there
2. Blissful Drunk
- does nothing but laugh
- just happy to be included
- too good for this world
- loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago
- probably also does acid
3. Emotional Drunk
- not great at parties
- is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is
- brings out everyone’s inner mother
4. Parent Drunk
- keeps everyone’s shit together
- everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour
- knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there
- holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am
5. Slutty Drunk
- never gets cold
- makeup never smudges
- never has to buy their own drinks
- you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional
6. Sloppy Drunk
- wasted by 10pm
- needs to be taken home early
- will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it
- a Mess
- never learns from their mistakes
(Source: hobgoblinz, via n-haught)
words-writ-in-starlight:
words-writ-in-starlight:
In case anyone was curious, I’ve never really…drunk alcohol before. So I’m sitting with my best friend and our legal-to-drink buddy and they’re playing alcohol and I’m on Tumblr and making snarky remarks and between the three of us we’ve gone through most of a bottle of rum in well under an hour. Updates will be forthcoming as events occur.
Well, I couldn’t pass a sobriety test, but then I can’t really walk in a straight line while sober anyway? But I still seem more sober than the others, which I think is hilarious, because, on the one hand, yeah, I’ve had one less shot than them, but on the other hand I’m also supposedly a fucking lightweight (I’m fucking tiny in case you’re curious). Also my fingers feel sort of floaty and detached which is both terrifying and kind of awesome.
I am the sober drunk person, by all evidence. The person who might be really dizzy, but as long as I’m sitting still and awake you probably couldn’t tell if I was more than tipsy. Also I’m awake now and either I’m still a little buzzed or I’m just so incredibly sleep deprived I feel dizzy (also quite probable) and not hungover.
So I’m either pleasantly drunk or pleasantly sleep deprived, but either way I feel very flushed and warm and fuzzy toward the world and humanity at large, someone should talk to me about something warm and fuzzy.
words-writ-in-starlight:
In case anyone was curious, I’ve never really…drunk alcohol before. So I’m sitting with my best friend and our legal-to-drink buddy and they’re playing alcohol and I’m on Tumblr and making snarky remarks and between the three of us we’ve gone through most of a bottle of rum in well under an hour. Updates will be forthcoming as events occur.
Well, I couldn’t pass a sobriety test, but then I can’t really walk in a straight line while sober anyway? But I still seem more sober than the others, which I think is hilarious, because, on the one hand, yeah, I’ve had one less shot than them, but on the other hand I’m also supposedly a fucking lightweight (I’m fucking tiny in case you’re curious). Also my fingers feel sort of floaty and detached which is both terrifying and kind of awesome.
In case anyone was curious, I’ve never really…drunk alcohol before. So I’m sitting with my best friend and our legal-to-drink buddy and they’re playing alcohol and I’m on Tumblr and making snarky remarks and between the three of us we’ve gone through most of a bottle of rum in well under an hour. Updates will be forthcoming as events occur.
