For @littlestartopaz (who requested it) and @twistedangelsays (who wanted to read it). Chat Noir/Ladybug with G from this post, Chat says the line (“Don’t you ever do that again!”)
All right yeah, look, I really like reveal fics and I really like pain, so this is the product of that. Also, these two kids need to get their shit together and cuddle and care about each other and stuff. I am a simple woman with simple needs. AND this is your friendly reminder that I am taking prompts and there’s a masterlist of ships/fandoms on my blog! Hit me up!
“This guy needs to chill out,” Chat Noir said, shooting a smirk at Ladybug to see her nose crinkle up. Her look of fond distaste was the highlight of his day, every day, the kind of friendly teasing Adrien had always wished for as a little boy. The only thing better was when she actually shot a joke back at him, leaving a warm weight in his chest and a smile on his face.
“That wasn’t even clever, Chat,” she said, spinning her yoyo and letting it fly at the shell of ice between them and the rest of the world. He spun his baton overhand and slammed it into the crack she had left, and as he pulled back the yoyo lashed out again.
“So you think my puns are usually clever?” he asked, grinning, and hit the ice again. “You know, I could have us out of here–”
