out-there-on-the-maroon:

dimir-charmer:

the thing I love most about Kirk’s string of ex lovers across the galaxy is that every time he runs into one he’s like 

“!!!!! How are you!! I missed you so much!! How’s your career?? Successful?? I’m so happy for you!! Haha, remember that time we almost got married!! But both of our careers were in the way?? That hasn’t changed but I’m still kinda in love with you and I’m happy you’re doing well!!! Goodbye forever again it’s a shame we never got married but I understand!!”

Bring back this kind of male hero please and thank you.

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  • Marco: They still have the advantage over us.
  • Jake: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.
  • Cassie: you will machete through this!!
  • Cassie: *make it
  • Cassie: fuck please don't machete your way through this
  • Rachel: too late

saltybiowarefantears:

After Dragon Age 2, the entire fandom shouted in one voice -

“GODDAMMIT, ANDERS!”

After Dragon Age Inquisition/Trespasser, the entire fandom shouted in one voice-

“GODDAMMIT, SOLAS!”

Congratulations, Anders. You are no longer the king of “I fucked up”; that crown has been passed onto a much more experienced, much balder head.

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littlestartopaz asked: So that makes Steve Patro.... Patty. And Bucky is Achilles? (I can't spell. :x)

Yeah, Patroclus would be default-Steve and Achilles is the unfortunate victim of getting a bit mindwiped.  Which incidentally is not how I would assign those roles if, say for example, I was going to do some kind of reincarnation plot.  Because literally the entire post-CA:TWS plotline can be summed up as “sing, o muse, of the wrath of Steven Grant Rogers when you fuck with Bucky Barnes,” which means that obviously Steve is the golden god-born hero of legend and Bucky is his anchor to mortal life and the cause for great ruin of their many-armed enemy upon his death at their hands.  Complete with Pyrrhic victory.

How the F U C K do you cite the Treaty of Versailles in MLA

aphobeasriel:

aphobeasriel:

reblog this and tag your least favorite neurotypical™ social rule, mine is having to smile and look people in the eyes to seem polite

so, the notes of this post are already pure gold

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Anonymous asked: If you are in the mood to write pain (and, really, when aren't you in the mood to write pain): Rachel/Tobias during the early war

*mean cackling* So when I’m in a very particular mood about the little girl I used to be and how much she was screwed over, I tend to take it out on my characters.  Ergo, I am banned from touching my Alleirat story until our houseguest leaves, and will instead be writing Animorphs because how much worse could I make it.  Sorry.  And since this got pretty long and also there’s not exactly loads of Animorphs fic, I crossposted it to AO3.  If you like Animorphs, maybe comment on that shit or something.

here we stand (with our arms folded)

It hadn’t even been twenty-four hours since the disastrous attack on the Yeerk pool, the sun still over the trees at the edge of the forest where it butted up against Cassie’s farm.  The horse she’d morphed, whose quick legs had saved Cassie and one single woman the night before, was loose in the field, and Rachel was cross-legged on a crate in the barn as Cassie murmured to a wounded rabbit.  Rachel felt dazed, with exhaustion and shock, as if every blink and turn of her head demanded a fresh calibration of her brain, a new moment of I’m alive and nothing is okay.  She’d spent an hour in the shower after getting home, with the water as hot as she could stand, but she could still feel the grit of the Yeerk pool floor on her palms and feet, and kept expecting to catch a glimpse of Hork-Bajir blood on her human teeth in the mirror.  

Cassie didn’t seem much better, her hands still where she would usually be smoothly going through her tasks and her voice mindless nonsense, as if she was as numb as Rachel.  The silence wasn’t quite tense, but there was an unmistakable taut feeling that kept even the noisiest patients subdued and quiet.

“Did Jake say why he wanted to talk to us?” Rachel finally asked, and Cassie glanced up, shaking her head.

“No,” she said. 

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Moran Rereads the Animorphs

Book 5: The Predator

AKA “Marco learns about dramatic irony, the PTSD squad meets the big boss, and we encounter the reason I hate lobsters and think ants are the devil”

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aggressivelyneutral16:

writing-prompt-s:

“It literally could not get any worse if we summoned Cthulhu, and in fact might improve the situation somewhat.”

2016

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