Anonymous asked: Cubitum eamus?

Awww, corculum meum, urbanissimum es.  Con me futuere vis?  Lectus commodus habeo.  Te alligam, si vis.

Tags: asked and answered anonymous latin linguistics YES I DID LEARN A DEAD LANGUAGE SO THAT I COULD TALK DIRTY IN IT also this was a very polite come on anon cheers and i DARE you to translate my response IT'S NOT POLITE IT'S FRANKLY KIND OF FILTHY but also now i know how to offer to tie someone up in a dead language and who DOESN'T need to know that really i googled to check if i got the subjunctive right for you anon i hope you appreciate it