"This is Rachel. Uh, normally she doesn’t judo-flip people."
— Jake, probably (via incorrectmorpherquotes)
Rachel: My mom said it was wrong to encourage cheaters and to profit from them.
Marco: So, she’s giving up being a lawyer?
Rachel: I asked her that, and I’m sure some day we’ll once again be on speaking terms.
- Eva: It's been a while since I watched you sleep.
- Marco: Rescuing you is exhausting.
- Eva: I really miss the ability to be able to ground you.
- Marco: Sorry I went and grew up.
"Look, Naomi, I know Rachel. She’s not the useless type. She doesn’t stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that."
— Tobias reassuring a worried mother, probably (via incorrectmorpherquotes)
"Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?"
— Marco, probably (via incorrectmorpherquotes)
- <p> <b></b></p><p> <b>Random Assailant:</b> [grabs Rachel] We walk out of here unharmed or the girl gets it, all right?</p><p></p><b></b> [Marco sniggers]<p></p><b>Jake:</b> I hope you're not going to kill anyone.<p></p><b>Random Assailant:</b> That's up to us!<p></p><b>Jake:</b> Sorry, was I talking to you?<p></p><p></p>
- Marco: Are you happy about doing this, Jake?
- Jake: Since when does any of this have anything to do with my happiness?
"You know those days you sometimes have? The days that seem totally ordinary when you wake up, but by the time you go to sleep that night, your whole life is divided into before that day and after that day? This is one of those days."
— Jake in the first book, probably (via incorrectmorpherquotes)
- Jake: I leave you alone for one minute and you pick a fight with the entire town
- Rachel: They started it.
- Jake: And you mean to finish it.
- Rachel: It crossed my mind.
- Jake: What do you do when the weight of the world is on your shoulders?
- Elfangor: Plant your feet.
