Anonymous asked: My elementary school had the entire animorphs series and when I was in fifth grade I discovered them and I would check them out three at a time (I think at one point I was doing this every day) and just read through them. My teacher thought I was reading below my level and took away the one I was on and made me read "The Good Thief" and tell her how it ended before I could get it back.

This is eerily familiar, my elementary school experience looked very similar.  Admittedly I figured out really quick that I didn’t want to be explaining the Animorphs to my teachers (my mom asked about the first book while I was reading it at seven and she was VERY CONCERNED–of course then she read them herself and is easily as much of a die-hard as I am), but yeah man, I know that feel.  

Also I’m reading them out loud to my roommate and it’s fun times, and also-also you should ALWAYS feel free to come talk to me about Animorphs because it’s GOOD SHIT.  I have a Rachel/Tobias fic in reserve that I wrote today but won’t post just yet because I agreed not to torture my roommate while she’s feverish.

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“ bunnypunker:
“ Description: A bird flies through a clouded sky. The text reads “Forget the crying child. Imagine how amazing it must feel to be that balloon floating away.”
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These are all amazing but I...

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bunnypunker:

Description: A bird flies through a clouded sky. The text reads “Forget the crying child. Imagine how amazing it must feel to be that balloon floating away.”

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These are all amazing but I think this is my favorite so far.

biophilie asked: "u dont know tragedy until you ship a dead girl and a bird" i feel it

antaresia:

son. it was sad as fuck when i first read it when i read it nearly 15 years ago and it is even sadder now because i was cold as fuck as a kid and now as an adult i have the fragile emotional state of an infant that’s been shown the first 10 minutes of the movie “up”. animorphs has destroyed me and showed me how to feel, and most of that is bad and i regret it.

asofteranimorphs:
“we buried truth under playgrounds
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lightbringer34:

krakendra:

demenior:

I’ve always been mad vexed about it and just held my tongue bc I didn’t wanna fight but now I do wanna fight everyone who doesn’t like Jake Berenson and argues that he didn’t deserve to be the leader and that he gets too much credit for doing nothing and while I did not keep any receipts for callouts I may still write a post explaining my passions and sorry to all my followers who are gonna have to read it

I mean… Jake Berenson himself would make that argument, but everyone else should know better.

Jake made some Bad Decisions, but he did his best in a horrible situation and I will defend him for 10 pages if I need to.

I would also join in the defense of Jake Berenson.

demenior:

honestly one of the most heart-wrenching, incredible images from the Animorphs series for me is from #13, where the kids, a bunch of 13 year old kids, their equally young andalite friend, and the two only free hork-bajir in the entire universe are all scared, stuck in the woods together and have decided to trust one another. And they pound their chests and scream out the mantra of the entire series free or dead in the face of the yeerk empire that threatens to enslave all of them and it just brings me to tears every time i read it

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Anonymous asked: #9, The Secret

thejakeformerlyknownasprince:

Short opinion: This is one of those books where the only thing more terrifying than the alien invasion is the planet the aliens are trying to invade.  

Long opinion:

Although it’s not my favorite of the series, this book has a lot of really cool moments, both light (Marco referencing the Ramones, Cassie’s dad making her pick up the skunk, GRAPE JUICE) and dark (Cassie’s panic after killing the termite queen, everyone’s near-death in the logging camp battle).  This plot also nicely resolves the question of why the yeerks aren’t doing more to find the “andalites” allegedly living in the area through showing that, although humans might destroy forests and shoot skunks, humans also do a lot to protect their own planet.  

Another thing I love about this book: Marco and Jake’s interaction.  It only gets mentioned a few times in this book (and comes up again a couple times later in the series), but one of my favorite Little Things from the series is Marco and Jake’s ongoing Batman vs. Spider-Man debate.  I am really fascinated that Jake argues in favor of Batman and Marco is so in favor of Spider-Man, given that Jake is a tactician who fights primarily through quick hit-and-run attacks (like Spider-Man) whereas Marco is a strategist who fights by thinking ahead of his opponents and coming up with creative ways to have them solve his problems for him (like Batman).  Maybe it’s a matter of mutual respect for one another’s abilities, or a tendency to discount their own abilities.  After all, Marco tends to describe his strategic perspective as “simple” and “clear,” whereas Jake continuously underestimates his impact on the team no matter what it is.  

Then again, maybe Jake is such a fan of Batman because Bruce Wayne is (like him) a pensive, privileged justice-fighter focused on working hard to teach himself the skills he needs to be effective at his job.  And maybe Marco sees himself in Spider-Man, since Peter Parker’s a goofy kid who gets thrown into a situation way over his head and spends the next several years flailing around trying to rise to the occasion.  Or maybe they just played too many arcade games.  Maybe they just need to watch this.  

The other scene from this book that I really love is the one where Jake finds Cassie after she falls asleep in skunk morph protecting the baby skunks and he yells at her for being careless.  She tells him she wants out of the war and that humans suck so much they might as well get taken over by yeerks; Jake calmly shuts her down when offers to go explain to Tom that he deserves to be enslaved by the yeerks according to Cassie’s philosophy.  Cassie tells Jake that she’s saving the baby skunks no matter what, to which Jake responds that in that case they’d better recruit the whole team.  

I love this scene for a couple different reasons.  For one thing, it’s refreshing to see Cassie being wrong for once.  In the series as a whole and in this book in particular there are several moments where she makes relatively dumb decisions that end up working out for her anyway (trusting Aftran, refusing to help with Taylor’s plan, letting Tom’s yeerk take the morphing cube, letting Aftran infest her, etc).  In this instance, however, Cassie nearly gets herself trapped in morph over some baby skunks, and she risks her friends’ lives when just a few minutes ago she was angry with Tobias for killing to survive.  She’s wrong, and both she and Jake acknowledge it.  

This scene is also one of the many reasons I ship Cassie and Jake: they call each other out on bad decisions and resolve their differences of opinion through talking things out.  Jake is wrong to dismiss Cassie’s concerns about the logging permits, as he freely admits later in the book.  Cassie is wrong to tell Jake that the fight doesn’t matter in a universe this brutal when (unlike him) she doesn’t have any loved ones on the line in this war.  They discuss their differences of opinion and resolve them.  

Not only do they discuss their disagreement openly, but they also both make concessions.  Cassie agrees that she needs to be a lot more careful in the future, especially with morphing time limits.  Jake agrees that (even though he doesn’t see the point) they’ll “save the lousy skunks” (#9).  They listen to each other and find a solution.  It’s a pattern that comes up several more times over the course of the series: Jake and Cassie are the only ones willing to tell each other when one of them is wrong, but always do so in a way that avoids polarization or passive aggression.  (Rachel and Tobias do not do nearly as well with this kind of conflict resolution when the circumstances arise, but that’s a whole other can of yeerks I’m not going to open here.)  

Jake and Cassie might not have a perfect relationship—it doesn’t even survive the war, and its passion pales in comparison to what Rachel and Tobias have—but they also have a healthy relationship.  Jake mentions a few times that the only time he feels able to drop the whole “I’m the leader, I feel no pain” act is when he’s alone with Cassie.  Cassie agonizes over every major decision they make but also never stops trusting that Jake knows what he’s doing when he makes a tough call.  Their arguments don’t have a single winner, and involve both of them openly confronting each other with their own points of view.  They work to understand each other, since there are a lot of things they do not have in common, and that work might make for less melodrama but also makes for better communication.

Final note: the motif of Visser Three doing dumb shit and none of the human-controllers in the immediate vicinity who must know better correcting him comes up here.  It’s another one of those Little Things that K.A. Applegate uses to speak volumes about why the yeerks lost the war just as much as the Animorphs won it.  This book shows that it’s a bad idea to behead subordinates who disagree with you, because then you end up surrounded by sycophants who never once mention that you just dyed yourself purple for no reason.  

@littlestartopaz asked for A, G, and P from this fandom ask meme!

A: Your current OTP (Topaz specified ATLA)

…I’m not very interesting and I actually really like Aang/Katara, but my favorite ship is Zuko/Mai and I’m perpetually really cranky that she’s apparently???  Not his Queen/Empress/Lady Wife/whatever you call it????  They’re a really devoted and incredibly salty pairing and that speaks to me.  And also I like watching Mai wreck people while Zuko stands back and smirks.

G: What was your first fandom?

X-Men.  Since I was seven.  I wanted to be a mutant and go to Xavier’s about 10000000x more than I wanted to go to Hogwarts.

P: Invent a random AU for any fandom

The AU in which the Animorphs manage to drive off the Yeerks and still keep their shit pretty much 100% under wraps because the BPRD from Hellboy catches on before the general populace and makes all the ex-Controllers sign more nondisclosure agreements than anyone ever because they’re kind of like “…we don’t…have an aliens department…but we’re usually responsible for this kind of shit?”  And they get kind of high-key glomped by the BPRD for the brand-spanking new BARD (Bureau of Alien Research and Defense), which is comprised of like five squeaky new agents, an ex-Marine captain who lasts about two and a half seconds before he quits, and an archivist who almost bawls her eyes out when she’s shown the stack of paperwork she has to do.  Plus four sixteen-year-old humans, an Andalite who opts to stick around and play galactic liason for his best friends, and a talking hawk.  

Some headcanons:

  • The BARD has a truly astounding agent overturn rate, because people come in, and about 75% of them leave when they suddenly realize that they’re expected to take Jake’s lead.  It’s a problem.  It’s more of a problem because Marco, Tobias, and Rachel gleefully (and unsubtly) take bets.  Tobias, for the first time literally ever, has money, because he has an uncanny knack for picking out the ones who will make it.  He buys the others stuff because what the fuck else is he going to do with it.
  • Hellboy thinks they’re the greatest.  He worries because they are Very Young, but also: Rachel morphed elephant and cleaned his clock, he thinks they’re the greatest.  And he gets being hurled into a war you don’t want to or aren’t ready to fight.  Hellboy comes to visit the BARD all the time, especially since it’s an Approved Outing according to the BPRD.  Also he and Tobias are weirdly good friends, which confuses a lot of people.  
  • Abe Sapien speaks fluent thoughtspeech and Ax finds him fascinating, they’re good friends.  The first time he has a conversation with the others, Rachel punches him in the face for reading her mind.  Jake comes pretty close too.  Fortunately, Abe believes in the principle of ‘forgive and forget’ and is perfectly willing to not read their minds, so the lot of them get along okay after that.
  • Rachel and Liz actually don’t match ideologies very well, they prickle off each other too much–being unable to control herself is Rachel’s greatest anxiety, and relishing the destruction is Liz’s greatest fear, and they scare each other.  Liz and Cassie match up worse, though, because Liz is still the sort of woman who will ruthlessly immolate an entire room in order to save Hellboy.  That’s not to say the Animorphs don’t like Liz, though, they like her just fine and she immediately installs herself as their de facto big sister.  Her self-assumed duties include:
    • making sure Jake remembers to eat
    • listening to Marco complain about how fucking stupid bureaucracy is and how much easier when it was, quote, “just wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am and blow up a McDonalds”
    • providing Tobias with a slightly more useful sounding board regarding Rachel than, well, Marco
    • teaching Cassie to meditate
    • explaining colloquialisms to Ax (she’s gotten weirdly good at this from hanging around Hellboy and Abe so much)
    • letting Rachel rage when Rachel needs it, because if there’s one thing she gets, it’s the occasional need to scream yourself hoarse just because everything is so unfair

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dannydanuselessstuff:

artaline:

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

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