Anonymous asked: Great now I'm having emotions about the Hork-Bajir

OH BUDDY JUST YOU WAIT, THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE EMOTIONS TO HAVE ABOUT THE HORK-BAJIR

Ha, your tag “way past Romeo and Juliet” I get it now. *sighs* God do I love ships with angst

You have not known angst until you’ve sailed the good ship Rachel/Tobias.  Honestly this was super formative in terms of what ships I do and don’t like, and also what kind of ships I write, but even so: I’ve never come close.

Oh geez… I really like Marco and Rachel friendship….

Marco and Rachel have that excellent A-grade “Yeah we hate each other but also I’ll shank you if you so much as look at them crosseyed” banter dynamic and I love it.  Also they’re…kind of similar, in terms of terribleness, and I love the kind of unconscious alliance that springs up because they both have that ruthless cold-eyed clarity about What We Have To Do.

Anonymous asked: Oh no! He had to watch as they blew the ship apart.Oh geez this poor guy... I hope he does get to stab Vissier 3

*anguished keening*  Aaaaaax.

My poor blue trash boy, I love him, he had to watch the Dome ship burn and then he thinks he’s going to die alone at the bottom of a foreign ocean and then some aliens come to find him and tell him his hero brother (who Ax adores) is dead and THEN he joins a horrible horrible guerrilla war and tbh I’m dying over it always.

OH GOD It’s the Andalire SOCIEEEEETYYYYY

YEP.

YEP IT IS.

HONESTLY THE DEATH RITUAL IS VERY LOVELY BUT ALSO OH MY GOD AX YOU DON’T HAVE TO DIE IN BATTLE IN ORDER TO BE WORTH SOMETHING PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

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miraculoussparrow asked: For the ship grading, Elfangor and Loren?

Ship Grade: A+ (OTP) | A (I love it) | B (It’s really cute) | C (Not a bad ship) | D (I’m neutral on it) | E (I don’t really like it) | F (NOTP) | N/A (Don’t know it well enough)

Where do I even START with my affection for this ship.  Like, despite the unremitting horrors of war, this ship has it all.  Alien expressions of affection, Battle Couple shenanigans, Loren and everything she chooses to be in the face of not one but three alien abductions, cute flirting, comedy, tragedy, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.  God, Animorphs can fucking deliver on the ships.  

But I think the thing I like the most about Loren and Elfangor is how much they learn from each other?  Like, okay, Loren learns about the universe, she learns about how big the galaxy is and how much there is to see, about science she could never have dreamed of and what it means to fight.  That’s obvious.  But Elfangor learns so much from her, too–the Andalites teach courage with a combination of formal education and shame culture, but Loren is the first person as far as I can tell who teaches Elfangor that feeling emotions isn’t in conflict with being brave.  

More than that, though, Loren brings a kind of brutally hard-headed, incredibly human pragmatism to combat that Elfangor seems to gravitate toward almost immediately.  Like, this is humanity’s Special Thing in Animorphs (in addition to our mastery of the sense of taste), it’s that we’re very clear-sighted about our goals (be they freedom from a Yeerk or victory over an enemy) and we care much more about achieving them than about anything else.  Plenty of people in the series talk about how strange humans are in their absolute willingness to fight against hopeless odds–everyone from Temrash 114 to Edriss, Visser One herself, mention it.  The Hork-Bajir bring up how much they agree with it, free or dead.  Taxxons, Andalites, the Arn, even the Ellimist. 

And Loren teaches Elfangor that brutal human practicality from the very first time they meet.  He meets her and she doesn’t know what he is or what’s going on, but she’s already eliminated the immediate threat to her safety and she is more than willing to take out this new potential threat as well.  Loren wants to get home, sure she does, but saving the universe takes priority, so okay, sure, she’ll go on a potentially life-threatening mission to make sure that happens.  Fighting Pre-Visser Three (actual Visser Three at that point?  Not sure) in the Time Matrix world, Loren doesn’t mess around with fancy forms, she throws rocks and beats things with a bat and does whatever works no matter how dishonorable or underhanded it might be.

And then Elfangor, after everything, when he’s returned to the timeline, what does he do to win a battle?

He rams a ship with his fighter, in the most graceless, unadorned, pragmatic battle tactic I’ve ever seen.  

I love these kids so much, y’all.  Does Loren/Legs art even exist, y’all, where is it.

  • Jake: What are we going to do?
  • Rachel: I could start a fire.
  • Jake: No! ...But keep that in your back pocket.
  • Jake: Did you break something?
  • Rachel: I wouldn't say I broke it. I prefer to say IT broke.

Anonymous asked: It's little moments like the elevator scene that I remember these guys are teenagers :) and that they will have to live with the trauma of basically being the front line soldiers in an intergalactic war at the age of 13. I'm really liking these books,

I honestly love the weird little moments of party banter where the kids all stand around and talk about whether they’ve seen any good movies lately or anything, because you’re SO RIGHT, they’re babies and it’s so clear in those moments.  These poor tiny teens, someone get them a therapist.  And then get that therapist a therapist.  Honestly this is just a spiraling fractal line of therapists hearing terrible trauma.

Wait

….

They won! Holy smokes THEY ACTUALLY WON A BATTLE! THERE WAS A LITTLE DISMEMBERMENT BUT THEY WON!!!

I’M SO PROUD OF MY KIDS.  I’M SO PROUD OF THEM.  THEY WON.  MY KIDS.  AND THEY ONLY GOT A LITTLE BIT DISMEMBERED.  HERE IS MORE YELLING ABOUT MY KIDS IN THIS BOOK.

Anonymous asked: JFC TOM!!!! MY BOY!!!! HE DIDN"T THEM TOUCJHING JAKEEEE!

LISTEN I WILL CRY WITH YOU FOREVER ABOUT TOM AND HOW MUCH THE ONLY THING HE WANTS ANYMORE IS FOR THE YEERKS TO LEAVE HIS LITTLE BROTHER ALONE, THAT’S ALL HE WANTS, GOD, I’M GOING TO CRY.

Book 6 was so good! I loved that Yeerk perspective! Tom THO!!!

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reallyelegantsharkfish:

No one loves the animorphs as much as me is what I’m learning today

You lie, I will fight you for that title.

You actually have a lot of animorphs content on your blog so based on that alone you may win however I am currently hand-writing an spn animorphs au at work soooo

I’ll see you with the fact that I hand wrote this Animorphs/Avengers crossover fic five years ago on a road trip with my best friend, and raise you the fact that I own the entire series hard-copy.

Hi hello I am entering this contest unsolicited with the fact that I have dragged at least three (QUESTIONABLY FOUR but that second anon is elusive, and I don’t know how many people actually took my recommendation outside of those people) adult humans into reading this series within the past eight months and am writing a fifty part series of miscellaneous Animorphs fics from that one prompt list.

I LOVED these books back when they came out. I used to save up all my hard earned babysitting money to buy the newest book as soon as it came out because the library never got it right away and there was always a huge waiting list. I gave up reading them sometime around December 1998 because it seemed like the story was never going to conclude, it was just going to be more and more and more and more books. I actually didn’t realize that it had an end until seeing people talk about Animorphs on my dash. I should see if my mom still has my copies in her basement. Now I want to see how it ends, lol.  

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centralkvetchmonolith:
“h/t to @acavatica for critical analysis of the Ellimist’s interactions with Andalites
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centralkvetchmonolith:

h/t to @acavatica for critical analysis of the Ellimist’s interactions with Andalites

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samwilsonswings:
“ You always come back for more. You never surrender. Maybe you die, but you never surrender.
Panels for Animorphs #5, feat. maybe my favorite Ax and Marco exchange of all time?
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samwilsonswings:

You always come back for more. You never surrender. Maybe you die, but you never surrender.

Panels for Animorphs #5, feat. maybe my favorite Ax and Marco exchange of all time? 

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