Anonymous asked: Fanfic meme R :)

Another ask for the fic meme

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

Hell fucking yeah there are.

FANFIC

Honestly I love @determamfidd and @caffeinewitchcraft‘s writing styles more than words can say.  Obligate hat-tip to @notbecauseofvictories, who is glorious.  I’m sure there’s a laundry list of other people who I’m not remembering because I’ve been cleaning all day.

NON-FANFIC

Insert ode to Robin McKinley here.  I love her writing literally more than words can address.  I talk about her a lot.

Also PC Hodgell for armies and cities and people, lately Jay Kristoff who wrote Stormdancer, I should probably include KA Applegate who taught me how to torture my characters at a young age, and IDK Eric Flint who wrote 1632.  I could definitely go on for A While with this list, but I’ll stop here.

Anonymous asked: Things we lost in the fire C, X and Z if you don't mind? :)

*manic laughter* YEAH OKAY AVATAR AU IT IS

For this ask meme

C: Which member do you identify with the most?

…Grantaire.  Like, just generally.  It’s why the whole thing is from his perspective.

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

GRANTAIRE.  No smart comments please.  But really, this whole fic could have the tagline “Grantaire has the power to move mountains and he suffers anyway.”

Z: Major character death–do you ever write/read it?  Is there a character whose death you can’t tolerate?

This is Les Mis, darling, character death is what we do.  I generally prefer canon if you’re going to do character death, and I don’t think I’ve ever written it except sort of in the reincarnation AU?  Anyway, Avatar is a happy story, please rest assured that I have no current plans to murder anyone in this fic.

skymurdock asked: FIC MEME S, V and X

Yaaaay, more asks for this fic meme

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

There are a number, but some I can think of right now are:

BED SHARING (especially if they’re still in that phase of ‘how DARE you suggest i’m interested in that person’ or alternatively ‘I can’t actually stand within six inches of this person without swallowing my own tongue and/or blushing so hard I combust’)

Soulmate AUs.  I know they’re super fucking tropey and predictable but sometimes I just need a happy ending.

I know you know this, but Winter Soldier AU’s are my fucking weakness.  I’m actively working on one for Hamilton and I’ve got plans to write one for The Song of Achilles and I wrote that general overview for 

V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

…um, off the top of my head I’d love to write a prequel OR a sequel for The Philosopher Poetic by @defractum, Silence Is the Speech of Love by someone whose tumblr url I can’t find, and In Spite of Song by @seagreeneyes who it will not let me tag, which are real good Les Mis AUs.  I want a sequel any way I can get one for Dragonsfire, that one Aragorn/Arwen fic, including writing one myself.  I desperately want to write literally anything in the universe of The Son of Man by @copperbadge, which is an absolutely fantastic JARVIS fic.  

…this list could get long, okay, so I’m going to cut myself off here. 

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Listen, I never met a character I didn’t enjoy torturing.  All of them.  God help them if they have a rough canon or anything even tangentially in common with a tragic archetype, because that just gives me Ideas.

Anonymous asked: so much good content here and not enough time for me to catch up h e l p why do u run such a good blog

I’m sorry?  Thank you?

In all seriousness though, the answer to your question is “lack of focus and inability to master the impulse to reblog anything I even slightly enjoy.”

wildehacked asked: UH tell me everything about the star wars au immediately

So this is the OTHER Star Wars AU.  It was the second variant I came up with and, while it ruins fewer childhoods (this is the one with Prince Cesare of Alderaan and Lucrezia as the first of a new Jedi Order), I feel like it’s much truer to the characters.  Plus Lucrezia still gets a lightsaber.  This time with 2x the Dark Side!  It’s been a million years because HA I forgot this was done and I didn’t want to work on it anymore.

Cesare, no last name because slaves don’t have them, is a very small boy on Tatooine when a pair of Jedi Masters and their padawans show up with a child-queen. Cesare is only nine, but nine is already nearly an adult among the slave quarters, and he brings the whole lot of them back to his mother before they can get in trouble.  Queen Bonadeo is shy.  She doesn’t matter in this story.  One of the padawans, a fierce woman named Sforza, is almost through with her training, but the other is a pretty girl like a shaft of sunlight, just a little younger than Cesare.  The Jedi, Padawan Sforza’s Master and Master Farnese, want Cesare to come with them, to be trained as one of them, and he goes for the sake of the golden-haired girl who promises a better life.

When they return to the Core, they are greeted by a man just beginning to pass middle age, steel-grey hair and a steady, trustworthy voice, who is very interested in Cesare.  Cesare has never been interesting to anyone before.  It is incredible.  The man introduces himself as Senator Borgia, and tells Cesare to keep in contact. Cesare does.

Padawan Sforza becomes Cesare’s Master after her own Master is murdered.  She and Master Farnese could not be more different—Caterina, which Cesare is forbidden to call her, is fierce and military, while Giulia is gentle and fluid and diplomatic—but their opposing styles are beautifully complementary, and they are often put on missions together. Cesare comes to know the golden girl as Lucrezia, and they are best friends, as like as two halves of a coin, and as they grow up, they train together, fight together, live together, until the entire Temple speaks of them in a single breath, as Cesare-and-Lucrezia.  

Lucrezia is the only one who knows about how often Cesare and Master Sforza clash, about the times that they shout at each other until Cesare is screaming and Master Sforza is all but glowing with rage.  If Cesare cannot control his emotions, cannot master this lightsaber form, cannot do this simple Force trick, cannot be a Jedi, Caterina shouts, then what did her master die for? Lucrezia is furious—she is shaking with it, she has never been so angry in her entire life.  She destroys Giulia in a sparring match and is advanced to her Knighthood trials at sixteen, the youngest Knight in living memory. And living memory stretches back quite far, with Master Innocent being several centuries old.

That’s not quite true.  One other person knows.  Senator Borgia.  He does not think Cesare is a failure, he does not think Cesare was an ill investment, he thinks Cesare is bright and clever and strong and full of potential.  Cesare tells him everything.

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grohver asked: i read your diana/steve rogers fic before even seeing wonder woman and fell just so in love with it? and after seeing the movie ive become c o m p l e t e l y enamoured with the idea of them even just interacting and this is just leading up to me saying i was up until 3 am writing crossover fanfic and i feel like youre at least 50% to blame

I HAVE NO REGRETS.

TAG ME OR LINK ME OR SOMETHING WHEN YOU FINISH THAT SHIT.

THE FUCKING JUSTICE OTP IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE TO DATE BROUGHT TO THE INTERNET.

Anonymous asked: I hope you don't mind if I rant a bit, but I'm just re reading the SPN rant and I'm remebering how mad I am about this show??? Because I used to really like it, and up to Season 5 I had issues but I dealt with it because y'know it was good overall. But then like as the seasons kept on going I was left in a permanent state of "wtf" I actually made it 5 episodes 1/?

of Season 8 before I was like… what am I doing so I bingewatched a bunch of crime shows. But then Season 11 started airing and I still had “kept up” with SPN because of “nostalgia” or wtfever and I heard they were introducing “The Darkness” the “biggest bad ever, pre-creation, sister of GOD” and I’m like eh, but then the fandom was coming up with all these theories and 2/?

I’ll give it a try and then I heard they had Season 13 confirmed so I was like hey, it’s going to be 3 season arc! Hey, maybe it’ll turn out alright! I started mid way through the season so when I started watching it was pretty obvous they’d already set Amara/the Darkness as Dean’s love interest but I was like… well if it was Sam she’s be dead but since it’s with Dean 3/?

hey might create a heartrenching arc about sibling? (How naive I was..) And as the season went on I kept cringing but Season 13 confirmed! EVEN BIGGER BAD THAN ALL THE OTHER BAD! GOD REAPPEARENCE! It’s going to turn out all right! And then they literally had the most STUPIDEST ENDING EVER 4/?

SPOILER: IT WAS LITERALLY I’M SORRY I WAS OS MEAN TO YOU BRO< IT’S COLL SIS, YOU WANT TO GO HAVE A SPACE VACATION EVEN THOUGH YOU NEARLY KILLED ME AN EPISODE AGO AND HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE A DEEPLY COMPLEX VILLIAN??? AND ALL THIS BECAUSE YOU TALKED TO AN OLD LADY WHO FED DUCKS?!?!?!?! 5/?

THEN MOTHER OF ALL PLOT TWISTS (SPOILER) THEY BRING BACK MARY! SO GET READY FOR SEASON 12 WINCHESTER ANGST + MUM AND MOST PROBABLY AN EVEN BIGGERER BADDAERER BAD!!!! *inhales* It was at this point I switched off the t.v and screamed into my pillow 6/?

I’m just very frustrated about SPN and all the wasted potential with Amara/ the Darkness. THEY HAD SEASON 13 CONFIRMED. Idk why I sent you all of this, your rant just awoke the beast in me I guess. I’m just going to leave with all of this *gestures toward previous asks* and run away. Sorry 7/7

HONEY never ever apologize for bitching about Supernatural with me, I am here for you to get it the FUCK off your chest.  I am the most sympathetic ear.  Amazingly, my epic rant was a mere fragment of my complaints.  SO ANY TIME YOU NEED TO BITCH, I AM HERE FOR IT.

That being said, damn, anon, you stuck it out way longer than I did.  And wow, I have done some googling and I just.  I just give up.  I don’t understand the plot.  I am confused.  I tried to fucking figure out the Amara thing, I Wiki’d, I IMDB’d, but it’s incomprehensible.  And then fucking Mary gets resurrected?  Goddamn, I’m just glad I got out when I did tbh.

@SPN producers, let it end.

Anonymous asked: I'm ace and your post meant a lot to me so thank you

Oh, honey, you shouldn’t have to thank me, but I’m glad it meant something to you.

Like I said, y’all put up with a lot of nonsense, and you put up a hell of a fight, and I’m proud of you.  Good job, honey.  You’re doing a really good job.

Originally posted by piccolasognatrice-91

Anonymous asked: So your rant on Supernatural? Also I fell in love with the story you're talking about and basically want to know more. Sorry.

My buddy, you have made An Error, but let’s do this shit.  To any SPN fans who have wound up here through Ye Olde Search Function, I encourage you to stop reading now.

I watched up to about halfway through Season Five before I decided that I could Do It Better (I think this is the novel you’re talking about, anon, unless it’s Earth is where the trouble comes from), and dragged myself up to about halfway through Season Seven before I packed it in and gave up, resigned that the parts of the show I loved were about four to five seasons dead.  So like that’s the information I’m working on here.

So, obviously, lots of people have lots of legitimate complaints about Supernatural, including treatment of queer characters, characters of color, and women, as well as their fairly rampant history of queerbaiting.  And lots of people have covered this in more competent detail than I could ever manage, so like google “sexism in Supernatural” or something and you can do your own reading there.  Hell, if you want to do it the lazy way, you can knock out two of the above with this one article in friendly, easy-to-read Buzzfeed format.  To the nominal credit of the people involved, I will add that the cast seems acutely aware of these problems and finds it distasteful, HOWEVER the problems persist and therefore that credit is minimal.  Anyway. These things are covered much more thoroughly by many other people who are far more cogent than I could hope to be, so I’m going to leave those alone.

Instead, my rant is mostly summed up as “YOU CALL THIS SHIT STORYTELLING.”

So there are four basic parts to this rant, or rather four basic flaws that form the fundamentally weak foundation of Supernatural as a narrative.

  1. Failure to commit to a single cohesive narrative arc, also known as “SOME OF THAT AND SOME OF THAT AND SOME OF THAT AND SOME OF THOSE” syndrome
  2. The persistent and erroneous belief that character death = character development and narrative progression
  3. Inability to commit to a major change of paradigm, also known as out and out narrative cowardice, which I personally call “flinching during Plot Roulette”
  4. Total incapacity to put their characterization where their script is regarding the Winchester brothers and the other major players

*cracks knuckles*

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Anonymous asked: have a nice day you

Have a nice day you too!

I hope you find something to smile about today!