• US Homophobes: I'm moving to Canada!
  • Canada: We have gay marriage.
  • US Homophobes: Oh... well then England...
  • England: We have it too.
  • Mexico: And us.
  • Lebanon: Us too.
  • Netherlands: Had it for ages.
  • New Zealand: Gay marriage all the time everyday.
  • US Homophobes: Is there any country we can go to where gay people can't marry?
  • Australia: *Sweats nervously*

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