Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

wardengrey:

Solidarity between girls when one of their boyfriends fucks up is great. Group chat, screenshots, all the sudden it’s The People v Shit Boyfriend court is now in session is the prosecution ready to make an openin statement

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

lupinatic:

affirm-ace-ions:

asexual-sorey:

dendrago:

Pros of ace friends:

“Netflix and chill” actually means watching a show and relaxing.

What is the other meaning?? Isn’t it supposed to actually mean watching a show and relaxing?

Apparently it’s supposed to mean “pretend like you’re inviting someone over for movies but it’s actually for sex.” So I’m definitely in the too asexual for this meme club.

-Mod Talie

Cons of being the ace friend:

You’re the only one who thinks ‘netflix and chill’ actually means watching a show and relaxing, and issuing invitations for such to others gets really awkward.

Fun story.  I’m not ace, but I AM oblivious, so I bounded up to my roommate/friend a few months back when Netflix and chill was first a THING and I was like “Hey, bro, buddy, comrade, you want to hide in the dorm room tonight and watch Netflix and chill?”  And there was at least one person near us who was like “This just in: we’ve officially confirmed that these two are banging.”  And I kind of blinked because, yeah, everyone and their brother thinks my roommate and I are banging (including her girlfriend and the girlfriend is…remarkably okay with this), but I had no idea how one thing had turned into the other, and my roommate had to sit down and explain it to me after she stopped laughing.

somewherinneverland:

rainashizas:

meloetta:

stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much!

stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them

stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me

Stage 4 of friendship: im outside your house and im coming in

Stage 5 of friendship: I’m already in your house when are you coming home

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for my followers in long distance relationships/friendships:

uwu-chan:

the website rabbit is amazing for watching netlfix, youtube, hulu and more with your friend/datemate/queerplatonic babe. seriously, you can chat, watch movies and tv together, and see their face and hear their voice. signing up is completely free and up to 10 people can be in the same chat. please please give this website a try, you won’t regret it. 

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princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

(Source: princeprimrose, via dadnetos)