dadd:
I’m crying I think I want a sloth now
what even are sloths
Animate coconut
“thank you… for the treat… but I am not current… ly hungry so… I will come and… hug you… :^)”
(Source: alexander, via ofgeography)
(Source: gilmoresgirls, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
mythological creature AUs
daughterofscotland these sound fun.
- “i just got turned into an incubus or a succubus and i’m like the least smooth and most self-conscious person on the planet so i’m literally starving because i don’t know how to seduce people” AU. BONUS POINTS IF THEY ARE A VIRGIN.
- “i’m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have roommates now and and end up putting them in my thrall when i’m singing taylor swift songs in the shower” AU
- “i’m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can’t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn” AU
- “i got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO” AU
- “i’m a med student who has a huge crush on the hot guy who works at the coffee shop who always gives me free drinks when i’m stressed and calls me princess even though i pretend i think it’s annoying but i’m extremely concerned about him because he always smells like smoke so i always give him lectures about how terrible cigarettes are for you and i may have made a powerpoint which is probably excessive but lung health is extremely important and oops it turns out he’s part-dragon or something hahahaha oops” AU
- “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU
- “i’m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i’m wrong so i finally scream, ‘how would you know?!?’ and they’re like, ‘because i was THERE!’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class” AU
I already have it in my likes actually XD
Ah, likes. I have about 26k+ likes now. I’m pretty sure i’m using the like feature wrong but oh well.
(via amusewithaview)
#and one day he comes home and his house has been upgraded #banner has landscaped his backyard and made him a yoga spot with a fountain #black widow and hawkeye have repainted his house (and he actually likes it) #and tony makes sure he has free cable for life#he doesn’t mind being their safe house after that (x)Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.
“Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico.”
“Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?”
“So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about.”
“HULK. HUNGRY.”
And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.
(Source: slyhterpuff, via johanirae)
“i’m a superwholock but i can recognize that there are problems with the show and actors”
“what the fuck? shut up the shows are perfect!!! jensen and jared are perfect angels!!!”
“I KNOW HOW TO KILL YOU AND HIDE THE BODY AND WELL THROW IT IN A BLACK HOLE!!! ILL SEND DEMONS TO UR HOUSE ASSHOLE”
(via lupinatic)
