Anonymous asked: Empress Amidala for the meme, please?
- Luke and Leia have exactly zero percent fear response to sensing the Dark Side. This will definitely never backfire on anyone ever.
- The handmaidens regularly take turns going on missions with Vader. Usually there’s two of them; there’s almost always at least one. Padmé slightly hates herself for sending them, but has no intention of stopping sending them. She hates herself a lot more for a lot of other things she’s still doing. The handmaidens don’t answer to Vader and Vader doesn’t answer to the handmaidens, but they DO occasionally remind him what Padmé said in the briefing.
- Padmé has nightmares every time that Vader is too far away to sense her having nightmares. She has no idea if this is because that’s when she has the room to or if it’s just because he’s out of her reach, and she doesn’t want to know either way.
- I may have mentioned this before but OH MAN, does Vader feel SO CONTENT in the Dark. Like, it is warm and soft and cozy as FUCK to him. He loves it. It’s GREAT. Which, well, he’s probably accessing it through mostly positive emotions, barring some murder-rages and the like, so that should probably make sense, buuuut that also means he’s fueled more than a few horrible slaughters on the power of love, lol. Not even in the VENGEFUL AND PROTECTIVE sense, either, just literally the soft happy feeling of Padmé’s lips pressing to the corner of his mouth or the twin’s little hands in his.
- Eventually, Padmé is accidentally going to genuinely injure Vader in bed. It is not going to go well. The WAY in which it is not going to go well remains up for debate.
ohhhhhh my gooooddddddddd yessssssss padme padme PADME oh god how does she eventually injure him i’m dying to know DYING I SAY the twins who are so calm about the dark side HELL YES AND SOMEDAY THAT GOES HORRIBLY HORRIBLY AWRY and on that day some people probably learn that yes darth vader and his handler his empress are terrifying and their children sunshine-sweet luke and wild laughing leia are worse because some people lay a hand on luke and leia flies into a rage that would make her father shudder someone touches leia and luke goes cold and hard and bright and lethal as plasma and the whole time where is there to fall when you have grown up standing beside the darkest creature in the universe his lips on child-soft cheeks and his hands holding you up where is there to fall after that luke and leia are nothing the jedi could have foreseen because they’re raised by the darkest beings in the universe (one by choice one by force and Force) and they’re…not light side but they’re not quite fallen either i love this au so much SO MUCH
I genuinely don’t even know what I wanna do with Padmé accidentally injuring Vader, Padmé accidentally injuring Vader is just SO MUCH POTENTIAL DOOM and SO MUCH POTENTIAL AMAZING.
But okay, I see you about the twins being fucking terrors when the other one is hurt, and I raise you the twins when one of their PARENTS is hurt. Because Vader is the Dark, to them, he is the vicious protector that is the monster under all the other children’s beds, and Amidala is untouchable, immovable, a universal constant that cannot be broken. Vader is the rock and she is the hard, hard place that he is about to smash the galaxy against, always. One of THEM gets hurt–seriously, really, DANGEROUSLY hurt? Somebody puts a lightsaber to Vader’s neck to make him pay for his crimes or a blaster to Amidala’s head in a play for her crown?
HA. HA. HA. FUCKING GOOD LUCK, BUDDY.
