People without big boobs: OMG I WISH IHAD BIG BOOBS
People with big boobs:
- can’t run
- over sexualized
- cant wear tank tops without being inappropriate
- cant sleep on stomach
- no bathing suit fits
- BACK PAIN
- people staring down shirt
- creepy jokes
- people grab them
- no cute bras
- no sports
- three+ sports bras
- no bra HA GOOD LUCK
- can’t take any kind of selfie with cleavage because “YOU’RE DOING IT FOR BOOBS”
- shirts dont fit
- if the boob bit does the stomach doesn’t
- DID I MENTION OVER SEXUALIZED
- mocked by the media if your stomach isn’t flat but your boobs are huge
- leaning over to drink from water fountain, boobs in fountain
- no suspenders
- crumbs are gone forever
- boobs hang out of bra and everyone can see the lines
- people automatically think you’re more sexual if you have big boobs?
- no button up shirts, buttons pop off or constantly open
- have fun with a vest for work
- things smash your boobs flat and make you have a weird puffy flat chest
- people constantly talk about them
- dont bend over, they fall out of bra
- can’t war pajamas with no bra
- people think touching them is okay
- people ask if they’re fake
- people saying big boobs dont count unless you’re thin
- people who think you’re stupid because of boob size
- people who wont take you seriously because of boob size
- finding costumes is impossible
- nothing if you want anything in asian sizes
- most bra stores dont go past DD
- people you don’t know ask their size
- if you have long hair, it gets stuck in your boobs
- OVER SEXUALIZATION
- no artistic nudes allowed because you have big not “artistic boobs”
- there are more
God bless you.
When I was younger I was always very firm about being totally okay with B or C cups while all my friends talked about wanting really big boobs.
I’m a DDD and I got wolf-whistled at while wearing a crappy t-shirt with a crew neck and a loose cut.
They’re nice and squishy, yeah, but also WAY more trouble than they’re worth.
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
