Moran Rereads the Animorphs, Part 10

Book 10: The Android

AKA “Dogs are literally too good for this world, the first main character dies for a bit, and we learn about the motherfucking Chee”

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Tags: animorphs the chee the great animorphs reread the android book 10 I WILL NOT BE MOVED ON THIS FIGHT ME seriously the chee could do plenty of things that don't include homicide also how do their 'injury' calculators even work like okay they can't kill stuff FINE bring information hack the yeerks BUT DOES THAT COUNT AS HARMING THE YEERKS BY ENABLING THE ANIMORPHS TO FIGHT THEM? IF YES: DOESN'T REFUSING TO TAKE THOSE ACTIONS COUNT AS HARMING EVERYONE THE YEERKS INJURE? SHOULDN'T THE CHEE SUFFER A LOGIC SHORT BECAUSE OF THIS? IF NOT THEN WHY AREN'T THEY CHANNELING HUGE AMOUNTS OF INFORMATION TO THE ANIMORPHS G O D ARE THEY EVEN ABLE TO DO MEDICINE OR DOES DOING STITCHES COUNT AS 'DOING HARM'? i'm so fucking annoyed with them on a watsonian level i understand the doylist reasons but i'm fucking furious idiot teenagers with a queue