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August 24, 2017
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Anonymous asked: Welcome to the loony bin!

Oh God, listen, they get saved by the power of skunks and bureaucracy in this one and I’m SURE it’s because KA Applegate looked at that whole…termite thing and said to herself “I should go easy on them, where can we get some humor here” and I’m not even mad.  I love her for it.

Also it occurs to me that this ask IS in the middle of several asks about Animorphs #9 but I could be wrong, in which case…thanks?

We are sure to SMELL you coming…. My boy… Look at him… Such a good one liner. An icon truly… 

Tags: animorphs other people reading animorphs ax aximili HE'S DOING SO GOOD I LOVE MY BOY book 9 the secret THE SECRET WAS TOMATO JUICE ALL ALONG I'M FUCKING CRYING I LOVE IT also hello internet please accept this offering of my shitty ms paint edit my photoshop skills extend exactly far enough to accomplish this shitty edit someone draw me v3 chilling in a tub of grape juice okay thank you all very much i will wait idiot teenagers with a queue anonymous asked and answered

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August 07, 2017
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Moran Rereads the Animorphs Part 9

Book 9: The Secret

AKA “The PTSD squad does termites, and Visser Three learns about the true ruler of the forest”

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Tags: animorphs the great animorphs reread book 9 the secret cassie anyway i'm never not amused that 'the secret' in question is the fucKING TOMATO JUICE AND ONE OF V3'S SUBORDINATES TRIED TO TELL HIM BUT ALMOST DIED FOR IT VISSER THIS IS WHY IT TOOK YOU ALMOST 3 YEARS TO REALIZE THAT YOU WERE IN FACT N O T HUNTING A GROUP OF HIGHLY TRAINED ANDALITE GUERRILLAS IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE INPUT FROM OTHERS anyway it's thundering and i'm pretty happy about it which is a vast improvement from how the morning started i have one definite animorphs convert and another potential one and this friday i'm going to see the polytonic squad and i'm happy anyway i think this recap talks more about my amusement at this book but honestly the termite thing is fucking distressing and like cassie baby honey YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ELABORATE MORAL QUANDRIES god i love her but that comment about letting things (the yeerks) take their course because 'maybe it's just our turn' G I R L NO i counter with arbron from tac with 'even a taxxon has a right to fight for its freedom' anyway idiot teenagers with a queue