sapphireswimming:

stevestuckyonbucky:

Steve and Bucky going to the smithsonian and standing like they’re wax statues in the exhibits just to see who gets caught first

(via puppetmaster55) pffffff, i bet steve would, the little kids would be staring and he couldn’t help but wink at them, he thought it would be a cute way to show that it really was him, but then they started screaming, bucky manages to keep a straight face through it all, though steve can’t fathom why, when security comes steve throws bucky under the bus, meanwhile two rooms over, in the avengers wax exhibit, natasha is on day five and still hasn’t been spotted.                                                

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

  • I look like a cinnamon roll but i could probably kill you: Steve Rogers
  • I look like i could kill you but i am actually a cinnamon roll: Bucky Barnes
  • I look like a cinnamon roll and i really am a cinnamon roll: Sam Wilson
  • I look like i could kill you and i'm really gonna kill you: Natasha Romanoff

starrr-prince:

onethingconstant:

agentnicdown:

  • Steve, Bucky, and Thor chilling after a battle, sharing some of Thor’s special brew because they’re the only ones who can handle it.
  • Thor setting the hammer on a table and grinning at Steve, Care for another try?
  • Steve shrugging good-naturedly and taking hold of the handle. Sure, why not.
  • Thor watching nervously while pretending not to be nervous.
  • Steve budging the hammer.
  • Thor LOLing.
  • It would seem that you are still simply unworthy, Captain.
  • Bucky snorting, tossing back the rest of his drink, and stepping up next to Steve. Are you kidding me? Move aside, Rogers.
  • Bucky grabbing the handle with his metal arm and pulling and pulling and glaring and looking to Steve.
  • Give me a hand.
  • That’s not how it works, Buck.
  • Just get over here, ya punk.
  • Steve grabbing hold just above Bucky’s clenched fist.
  • Thor LOLing in the background.
  • Bucky and Steve getting ready, Steve beginning with On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3–
  • And the hammer lifts off the table so easily that the two stumble back, shocked, hands still clasped one above the other.
  • Silence.
  • Bucky and Steve hold the hammer in the air and look at Thor in unison.
  • Thor stares wide-eyed.
  • Well, he begins after a few more moments, … if there are no pictures, it never happened.
  • Bucky yelling for Nat or Sam to get their butts in the room to take a photo before Thor can call the hammer back to him and growling Don’t let go Steve for fuck’s sake DON’T LET GO–

ACCEPTED SO HARD.

NEITHER of them thinks that they are worthy, but they both believe that the other is so their faith in one another balances it out

(Source: agentnicdown-blog, via thepainofthesass)

toodrunktofindaurl:
“etharei:
“novacorps:
“if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting
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I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.
Except...

toodrunktofindaurl:

etharei:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.

Except the Winter Soldier is actually able take Steve’s weight (especially since if Steve does it like in the gif it’ll be the metal arm getting most of it)

and the two of them just freeze

Steve slowly realizing he’s being carried bridal style

Bucky the Winter Soldier blinking like MY PROGRAMMING DID NOT COVER THIS???

and there’s a bunch of camera sound effects as Natasha flips past with her phone out

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Steve won’t stop hearing about this for weeks… or months

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

offtide:

internal screaming

(via clintashamcu97)

IMPORTANT THINGS THE PUBLIC NEED TO KNOW

First of all my mom just celebrated her 49th birthday.  We went to San Andreas to enjoy some solid B-movie destruction and laugh at the science.

Second of all (as I have previously mentioned) my mom is bisexual as frick.  Like.  A perfect Kinsey three who raised me on a steady diet of Lucy Lawless and Lucy Liu as a motherfreaking badasses, among other gorgeous ladies.

Third of all my mom thinks that the fandom’s executive decision that Steve Rogers is also bisexual as frick is the best thing ever.

Fourth of all (and this is the real point here) my mom ships Steve/Peggy and Steve/Bucky with equal verve and as hardcore as anyone I’ve ever met.

I just needed to get that off my chest.  Carry on.

squirrelstone:

Okay, but imagine the first time Steve and Bucky hear the term “feminazi.” Some dudebro at a convention or public event the team is forced to go to calls a woman a feminazi, and Steve and Bucky just lose it and start yelling at the guy because they’ve lost friends to actual Nazis, and a woman standing up for her rights as a human being is not comparable to slaughtering millions of people.

(via thepainofthesass)

jibblyuniverse:

assetandmission:

It’s interesting to see Steve’s insecurity about his friendship with Bucky. Bucky was his best friend, and presumably his only friend. Steve idolized him. As he told Natasha and Sam: even when he had nothing, he had Bucky.

But Bucky? Bucky had a family – parents, probably some siblings. He likely had friends from school, work friends, and friends from army training. He had endless girlfriends. We know he was popular. Bucky had an entire life, and objectively, Steve was only a part of it.

Before Captain America, Bucky was Steve’s world, but Steve may not have been Bucky’s. And because of that, you can see Steve constantly second guess Bucky’s love for him. During CATFA, he doesn’t know if Bucky will follow him into war. In the CATWS funeral flashback, he doesn’t want to intrude on Bucky’s life (even though if the situation were reversed, you know he’d never let Bucky ‘get by on his own’). Even during the final CATWS fight scene, he says ‘You’re my friend’ instead of ‘We were friends’. He’s horrified that Bucky died following him, because Bucky had a life outside of Steve. 

I don’t think Steve realized how important he is to Bucky until he broke the Soldier’s programming, just by existing. 

Just fuck me up

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

mngwa:

bucksterbarnes:

imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein

and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’

and he just looks at them like 

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#cause he’s wearing a jacket or w/e so they don’t see his arm - so he’s like ‘sure if you can find it in a ravine in Europe somewhere’

(Source: comraderogers, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

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