starrr-prince:
onethingconstant:
agentnicdown:
- Steve, Bucky, and Thor chilling after a battle, sharing some of Thor’s special brew because they’re the only ones who can handle it.
- Thor setting the hammer on a table and grinning at Steve, Care for another try?
- Steve shrugging good-naturedly and taking hold of the handle. Sure, why not.
- Thor watching nervously while pretending not to be nervous.
- Steve budging the hammer.
- Thor LOLing.
- It would seem that you are still simply unworthy, Captain.
- Bucky snorting, tossing back the rest of his drink, and stepping up next to Steve. Are you kidding me? Move aside, Rogers.
- Bucky grabbing the handle with his metal arm and pulling and pulling and glaring and looking to Steve.
- Give me a hand.
- That’s not how it works, Buck.
- Just get over here, ya punk.
- Steve grabbing hold just above Bucky’s clenched fist.
- Thor LOLing in the background.
- Bucky and Steve getting ready, Steve beginning with On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3–
- And the hammer lifts off the table so easily that the two stumble back, shocked, hands still clasped one above the other.
- Silence.
- Bucky and Steve hold the hammer in the air and look at Thor in unison.
- Thor stares wide-eyed.
- Well, he begins after a few more moments, … if there are no pictures, it never happened.
- Bucky yelling for Nat or Sam to get their butts in the room to take a photo before Thor can call the hammer back to him and growling Don’t let go Steve for fuck’s sake DON’T LET GO–
ACCEPTED SO HARD.
NEITHER of them thinks that they are worthy, but they both believe that the other is so their faith in one another balances it out
(Source: agentnicdown-blog, via thepainofthesass)
First of all my mom just celebrated her 49th birthday. We went to San Andreas to enjoy some solid B-movie destruction and laugh at the science.
Second of all (as I have previously mentioned) my mom is bisexual as frick. Like. A perfect Kinsey three who raised me on a steady diet of Lucy Lawless and Lucy Liu as a motherfreaking badasses, among other gorgeous ladies.
Third of all my mom thinks that the fandom’s executive decision that Steve Rogers is also bisexual as frick is the best thing ever.
Fourth of all (and this is the real point here) my mom ships Steve/Peggy and Steve/Bucky with equal verve and as hardcore as anyone I’ve ever met.
I just needed to get that off my chest. Carry on.
mngwa:
bucksterbarnes:
imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein
and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’
and he just looks at them like

#cause he’s wearing a jacket or w/e so they don’t see his arm - so he’s like ‘sure if you can find it in a ravine in Europe somewhere’
(Source: comraderogers, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)