Once upon a time my mom and I were talking and she said, completely serious, “I think if you went to Heaven you’d be there for all of thirty seconds before you started telling Saint Peter that he needed a better system, and you’d actually have a better system to suggest. And if you went to Hell you’d have overturned Lucifer and set yourself up on the throne as Unquestioned Overlord within a year. So I guess you’re going to Purgatory.”
And I think that is an excellent assessment of my personality.
