Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

kelssiel:

ghost-in-the-library:

popularlesbian:

I am totally normal and would never murder a person without a GOOD REASON for doing so, that being said, I’m having this problem where the corpse I stored under my floorboards is making a weird heartbeat sound and was wondering if anyone else is having this problem and if you know any tips, tricks, quick fixes etc for this because it’s inconvenient and very annoying thank you and God Bless

is this website possessed by the neglected ghost of edgar allan poe now

the toaster is gone

his soul cannot rest

(Source: honeyproducer, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

sashayed:

friendlytroll:

imaginarycomics:

mormonfries:

I scrolled back as far as I could on the tag for “The Cask of Amontillado” and I still can’t find a single reason why everyone’s posting about it all of the sudden

Look a little bit further, in the very back

My friend, I must confess I still cannot see it in the dim light of the tumblr search function. 

don’t worry it’s definitely back there look closer

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bubonickitten:

girlwithapurplescarf:

bubonickitten:

someone with a wine cellar please invite trump to their wine cellar with promises of vintage amontillado

Show him how to build a real wall.

this is my favorite response so far

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squidplatoon:

maybe the real cask was the friends we led into the basement and trapped in a wall along the way

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wehaveallgotknives:

brinnanza:

my favorite thing about the cask of amontillado meme (which I LOVE) is that it displays, yet again, how difficult millennials on the internet are to predict. oh, giant company, you want your advertisement to go viral? well this week the kids are obsessed with a short story written in 1846 good fucking luck

oh my dear marketing man,you want me to explain how to track this? well, I could show you a chart that indicates the next five big memes. it is down in my basement, though it is quite cold, and surely you have another engagement to attend.

(via bonehandledknife)