Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Anonymous asked: *curtsies* Have you ever tried sexting in latin?

dukeofbookingham:

*Curtsies* Considering I do not speak Latin… no.

THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE.  HERE IS HOW YOU SEXT IN LATIN.

GREETING FIRST: Salve, puer pulcher/puella pulchra/hominis dulcis.  (Hey, pretty boy/pretty girl/sweet person. Latin is inherently gendered but both hominis and dulcis are ‘neuter’ so.)  

EVERYBODY LIKES FLATTERY: Facies splendidissimus habes.  (You have the most amazing face.)  

BE BLUNT: Visne me futere/pedicare?  (Do you want to fuck me/have anal with me?  Use as applicable)

INVITATION: Domus meus vacuus est lectusque meus frigus te sine est, si vis visitare.  (My house is empty and my bed is cold without you, if you want to come over.)

Go forth and seduce people with your Latin.  I also recommend this poem if you want to piss someone off and learn some Latin vulgarities (teaches ‘to fuck’, ‘to face-fuck,’ ‘to have anal/sodomize,’ ‘bottom/catamite,’ etc.) and this one if you want to be romantic and seduce someone (genuinely beautiful love poetry and imagery, also lovely when read aloud).

emby-m asked: Could I request Max saying something stupidly sweet to Furiosa in Latin? A friend and I think he knows it, considering her speaks it randomly a couple times in the movie, and him having the excuse of Furiosa not understanding him is adorable to me

bonehandledknife:

youkaiyume:

v8roadworrier:

youkaiyume:

I’d love to! Are there any suggestions for what he says? I know no latin…

*raises hand*

in addition to some pretty awesomely dirty stuff, the poet catullus had some nicer poems as well

i’d suggest a line from poem #5, which is basically the poet saying how many times he’s gonna kiss his lover, but opens with the lovely line “let us live, my lesbia, and let us love” (lesbia being the pen-name of catullus’ lover, i assume max would swap it out) which in latin is “vivamus, mea lesbia, atque amemus“

OMG I was not prepared for Catullus 16 I’m dying lol

No one’s really prepared for catullus 16.