idk who keeps buying steve these ridiculous skintight underarmour tshirts but god fucking bless
He buys them himself - or he thinks he does. Somehow, the size that fit perfectly in the store, always turns out to be incredibly…
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My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it
If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands
If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands
If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go ballistic
If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands
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