Marvel Shuffle | “The world is big enough for two Hawkeyes. This is Kate Bishop.”
Marvel Shuffle | “Clint, this is not the story of how you met Bobbi. This is the story of how you are actually in love with Natasha. Also, you know you’re not my father, right?”
#CLINTASHA #CLINTASHAEDIT #MARVELEDIT #CLINT BARTON #NATASHA ROMANOFF #KATE BISHOP #BOBBI MORSE #HAWKEYE #BLACK WIDOW #MOCKINGBIRD #MINE #SHUFFLED UNIVERSE #GRAPHICS #I REMAIN STEADFAST IN MY DISLIKE OF THE HIMYM SERIES FINALE #BUT IMAGINE CLINT’S CRAPTASTIC STORYTELLING SKILLS #HE’D BE TELLING THE STORY OF HOW HE HAD PIZZA FOR DINNER YESTERDAY #9/10 OF IT WOULD BE ABOUT HOW HE MET UP WITH NAT EARLIER THAT DAY #I IMAGINE THIS IS HOW LOKI FOUND OUT EVERYTHING ABOUT NATASHA TOO #HE’D ASK CLINT ABOUT FURY #AND HE’D TELL HIM ABOUT HOW MAD FURY WAS WHEN HE FIRST BROUGHT NAT IN #HE’D ASK CLINT ABOUT THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE #AND HE’D TELL HIM ABOUT HOW NAT WENT UNDERCOVER AT STARK INDUSTRIES TO EVALUATE IRON MAN’S SUITABILITY FOR THE TEAM #YES #THIS IS HOW LOKI FOUND OUT EVERYTHING (x)
I had to include the tags from marvelshuffle because I…cannot possibly agree more. This is definitely how Loki found out everything.
Marvel Shuffle | Avengers: Age of Ultron alternate opening (insp)
Marvel Shuffle | “I haven’t seen you in two months and I’m feeling frisky. Kate’s still in Los Angeles with your dog, right?”
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“Two halves should make a whole but when we’re together together it feels infinite”
(Source: sydneybarett, via clintashamcu97)
CLINT/NATASHA AU | Clint and Natasha are stranded on a snowy mountain waiting for S.H.I.E.L.D. to come and get them home after a mission. Natasha’s wearing an hideous sweater she found in the safe house, Clint has some ideas on how to get rid of it…
(via clintashamcu97)
I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks
#piece of shit motherfucker probably would #and he’d find a way to get it too #*flashes avengers ID* #probably uses it to get out speeding tickets too #”no no see it’s alright i am an AVENGER” #”that means i save the world and stuff…” #”so you’re welcome” #”no need to give me a ticket see look at my AVENGERS ID-card” #ends up getting a ticket anyway #story of your life #drops by mcdonalds #slides avengers ID over the counter as a form of payment #official avenger coming through #doing hero-business #please step aside ma’am i am an avenger #that means i work with captain america #yes #good ol’ cap #the big c #why yes he does smell like freedom and apple pie
#then one day a barista or shop assistant asks cap if he’s got his avenger id for the discount#and steve gives him a blank stare#and just before he says there’s no such thing as avengers discount#nat comes up behind him#slams her id down#‘yes we both need avengers discount’#reminding herself to high five clint later#because ‘avengers discount’ has clint written all over it (via annperkin)
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
“Starting to root for this guy” as in “They sent me to kill her and I made another call” kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting for the person he was supposed to shoot in the head? How many times has this been a problem for Hawkeye? Is he, like, known in SHIELD for being the agent who might adopt the target you sent him to kill?
I firmly believe that this is what happened with him and Natasha. Like, Fury gives Clint the order, the next thing he knows Barton’s dragging Natasha in being like BOSS CAN I PLEASE KEEP HER I PROMISE TO CLEAN UP ANY BODY PARTS SHE LEAVES LYING AROUND PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE
And his instincts aren’t bad, he manages to pick out people who will actually be assets, so it makes Coulson think twice when he says it?
HEAD CANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.
“IF YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR YOURE AN AVENGER”
Coulson (heard in the distance): “godDAMN IT BARTON”
(via johanirae)
#he missed on purpose and you will never take that headcanon away from me #he’s strong as hell #stronger than anyone knows #and he can fight people controlling him #maybe he couldn’t take away the mind control but he could shift his arm just slightly to the side and miss #he’s THE GREATEST MARKSMAN IN THE WORLD AND MARIA AND FURY WERE NOT FAR FROM HIM #HE WOULDN’T HAVE MISSED IF HE DIDN’T WANT TO
Add to that that he hits Fury solid center mass where there’s body armor and not, you know, in his head.
Barton misses on purpose. Agreed.
I’ve always thought this, and… tbh I get kinda emotional at the idea that Clint’s fighting Loki off in his head. [/fangirl moment]
Fury actually states it in the deleted scene when he talks to the council.
[“A man whose talent seems to be…”]
“…killing. But he didn’t kill me. He didn’t take the head shot.”
So, not really fanon but canon to me.
(Source: avengersonna, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Drift compatible Steve and Natasha
Holy shit, I never realised she shot out the glass so Steve could jump through it while he had her tucked under his arm
#i love this so much he’s just carrying her like she’s a cardboard box #and they’ve probably done this before #they have a combat maneuver that’s just ‘i’m just gonna pick you up to make it easier for you to shoot things’ #how much do you wanna bet it’s their version of the fastball special (via capnromanoff)
I bet it started in New York when he first tossed her up from his shield so she could catch a ride on that Chitauri aircraft. “It’ll be fun,” she said. And it was fun, and they won, so later on they kinda looked at each other and sized each other up, thinking, huh. There’s potential here. So just for fun, again, they come up with all these weird ways to combine Steve’s brute strength and Natasha’s gymnastic agility, plus both of their lightning fast reflexes and ability to calculate angles and trajectories on the fly, minus a healthy sense of self-preservation on both sides. And Clint watches gleefully as they practice and makes his own insane suggestions (come on, do you really think CLINT BARTON would take a stand for safety consciousness in any situation?), and maybe they have a threeway combat maneuver (get your head out of the gutter) based on some wild trapeze stunt he remembers from the circus and they do it in the middle of a fight and their enemy just goes, WAIT, WHAT? And that is how SHIELD wins that particular battle that day.
I DID NOT THINK THIS POST COULD GET MORE PERFECT BUT IT DID
BROTP
(Source: trashselim, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
