Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

ageisia asked: CW Spidey is probably not even old enough to see the Deadpool movie without parental permission. How many jailbait jokes does Wade make, and how quickly does Tony Stark get a restraining order against him?

suzukiblu:

Friend, it’s Deadpool. Tony was like “here, kid, come help us have a fight in this airport and also sign this restraining order against Wade Wilson”. Peter’s all “???? is this about the Accords thing? who’s Wade Wilson, is he on Captain America’s side?” and Tony’s like “naw this is literally just standard practice in the superhero community”. 

gansiiy:

okay but one of those “whatever tag shows up for this word” memes for:
-son
-trash
-dead
-child
-smol
-hate

(Source: starrylesbians, via amusewithaview)

prokopetz:

Now that Deadpool 2 has been confirmed, folks are getting all worked up over what new characters might be introduced. There’s been talk that the director really wants X-23, but there’s also concern that now that Negasonic Teenage Warhead is popular, their roles might overlap too much to accommodate both of them (and realistically, there’s no way that Negasonic won’t be in the sequel).

I would like to propose a solution:

Introduce X-23 as Negasonic Teenage Warhead’s love interest.

*takes deep breath*

*screams forever*

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

imperatorannakas:

i-dont-like-this-one-bit:

but deep down we all know we need one

Vanessa: Shake that booty! Show me what you have learned.

(via ailleee)

7 Reasons to See Deadpool

gyzym:

ugly-bread:

actuallylukeskywalkerr:

battlships:

tadeuszkosciuszkoscoffee:

1. Blind Al. Oh my God, that woman.
2. The freaking cab driver. (Not only is it an awesome subplot, but he’s played by that adorable guy from the AT&T commercials.)
3. The opening title sequence. (”God’s Perfect Idiot… Directed by An Overpaid Tool…” That was the moment I knew it was going to be good.)
4. I could never have conceived of some of the insults, swears, and one-liners in this film. I am truly jealous of whoever did.
5. “You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.”
6. Fourth wall breaking.
7. “Language!” “SUCK A COCK!”

8. Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

9. Deadpool in crocs

10. Deadpool butt

11. “I don’t take the shits, I just disturb ‘em.”

(Source: i-cannot-live-without-coffee, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

littlestartopaz:

i-dont-like-this-one-bit:

but deep down we all know we need one

@words-writ-in-starlight

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About the Deadpool Theater Incident

gailsimone:

Okay, I’m re-posting this because it’s going to get buried in the actual massive thread of reblogs, which is up to 70k.

Here’s what happened. I mentioned that while I was in line to get tickets and popcorn at my local teeny town theater, the guy next to me started explaining who Deadpool was, because he just assumed I wouldn’t know.

I thought it was kind of funny, I didn’t think it was ‘mansplaining’ or the patriarchy or any of that stuff, it was a guy excited to see his favorite hero in a movie and he had no idea that I had written the character and actually have an on-camera shout-out.

I tweeted it because I thought it was kind of cute, I never thought the guy was an ass or a jerk or that he was being a douche, he was just excited. At the very WORST, he just made an assumption. I posted many times that I didn’t think it was sexist, and I didn’t think it was even REMOTELY a big deal, AND I posted a story where I had made a very similar mistake myself with an artist I really respected. 

This was NOT a big deal. I thought it was cute and if I’d had some Deadpool comics with me, I would have happily given them to the dude. 

Anyway, now it’s up here with this huge thread of tens of thousands of reblogs under a headline about sexism, and I have to say, I just never had that feeling for a moment, nor did this seem even remotely like a serious issue.

Here’s what I wrote on the thread.

“I just want to say, I think people are making a bigger deal of this than they should, to be honest.It’s not that he didn’t recognize me (why would he?) and it’s not that I thought he was ‘sexist.’  It was just a guy excited about Deadpool and he started telling the closest person in line.

I said a bunch of times after posting this tweet that I didn’t think he was being sexist, it just seemed kind of funny. I live in a tiny small town, there’s no reason for him to think someone who wrote Deadpool was in line with him. AND the few times I’ve told a guy who talked about the movie that I used to write the character, they were universally very positive and excited about it. Not one bad experience. 

So, while it would be nice if people didn’t just ASSUME that a woman wouldn’t know who Deadpool was, I didn’t ever think it was this big deal, I just thought it was kind of funny that the ONE person he chose to explain Deadpool that day is actually given a shout-out in the movie. That struck me as kind of amusing.

He wasn’t being a dick, he just was excited about Deadpool, and assumed I wouldn’t know who Wade Wilson was. Not a big deal at all. “

Anyway, this was so inoffensive, I actually forgot it happened until something jogged my memory and I thought people might find it amusing. It was such an incredible non-issue! Deadpool fans have ALWAYS been incredibly nice to me, regardless of gender, I have always felt they were some of the kindest and most generous readers out there.

Also, dude, if you’re out there, I promise, I was NOT OFFENDED and I thought it was kind of adorable to see your excitement at your favorite hero getting a movie. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!

(via fireflyca)

Sexism doesn’t exist in comics

ogress:

in case you don’t know, Gail Simone wrote Deadpool

in fact she relaunched Deadpool

There are those times when you just want to yell about how stupid people are.

And then there are times when all you can do is go “yikes” with a lot of feeling.

(via dubiousculturalartifact)