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Your friendly neighbourhood mercenary is here to help you clean your dash
the movie was p awesome
Deadpool is cleaning up all the bad “mojo” from any of those “if you don’t reblog this X will happen”, thanks Deadpool.
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Have a nice day, people
after this , i don’t know if i can scroll down
Omg…. great thing to wake up to.
is anybody concerned that he was paid with a taco…
That was a not-very-well-drawn-taco.
Omg this is great.
But now we know Deadpool isn’t sincere about that compliment.
So none of us actually look awesome.
Please don’t be sad.
Oh my fucking God. This is epic and stupidly it totally made me feel better!!
Just gonna say, that looks way more like a burrito than a taco, but he deserves an upgrade anyhow.
(Source: axiaspideypool, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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i’m still so blown away by the spot on characterization of deadpool in the movie
the fact that the first time we see him not as deadpool, he’s working a free job for a teenage girl and putting the fear of god into her stalker
the fact that he doesn’t hurt kids, not even older ones, and “aw, he’s not a bad kid, weas”
him being ready to stand up for vanessa when some guy disrespects her and immediately going heart-eyes when she stands up for herself instead
and then not caring one bit that she’s a prostitute/stripper and it never being a problem when they’re in a serious long-lasting relationship
occasionally losing his temper (”AARRGH RIGHT UP MAIN STREET—three—two—stupid! worth it.” and then of course when vanessa gets kidnapped)
him totally not underestimating tiny negasonic, letting her take on angel dust because he knows she can hold her own, and then the immediate split second decision to grab her and pull her into cover when the guns start going off because he knows she’s strong as shit but not bulletproof
his bonding with blind al oh my fucking god and their disabled-person-to-disabled-person banter (”love is blind” “no, al, you’re blind”)
idk man this character just means a lot to me and so many people are being introduced to him solely through this movie, and i was so worried that they’d get a different character than what we get from the comics but they didn’t and i’m so happy about this
#Deadpool
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one of the many things I super love about Deadpool is that they treat negasonic teenage warhead like a teenager, sure she has awesome as fuck superpowers but she doesn’t have any sort of romantic hints, she isn’t irresponsible with her powers, she has a guardian with her when she does her (awesome) dangerous shit, she is most definitly not treated like a child, but she is also not treated like an adult, she has a responsible guardian with her when necessary
who even tries to feed her protein bars, I think that hollywood tends to forget that there is an in between stage, that teenagers do exist and need to be represented as something other than unrealistically mature or unrealistically immature
(Source: puresebastian, via keeperofthehens)
But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt
Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat
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these are some of the most ridiculous figures i’ve ever seen like
- this time of year is a deadzone for movie releases. when hollywood thinks its gonna lose money on a movie, they dump it out in jan/feb bc its after awards nom season and before summer blockbuster
- they do this bc their studio money is tied up with promoting the tentpole films or Oscar bait shit they released around December…they focus on awards season
- going back, like, 30 years, generally ppl don’t go to the movies as much during jan/feb because they spent all their money during the holidays. and also because weather
- deadpool had a president’s day release, which is usually when a romance of some kind takes over the box office bc it’s close to valentine’s day. last year it was 50 shades, which set the world record for a pres day opening until it was obliterated by DEADPOOL
- it has an r-rating. they always make less money likeALWAYS
- what the fuc
-numbers this high means ppl r seeing it three or four times, and,
-as of this post Deadpool has only been in theaters for t w o w e e k s
this is so fucking hilarious considering ryan reynolds had to fight since 2004 for this movie to be made & fox dragged the concept until they gave in and it’s MADE THIS MUCH????
also considering:
- deadpool is openly pansexual
- sympathetic to survivors
- it’s sex-worker positive
- disability positive
- teen girl kicking ass
- future installations can only include way more representation ^^^
boy its almost like people want movies featuring characters they can relate to hmmmmmMMM
BAFFLING.
(via academicfeminist)
