zetablarian:

berlynn-wohl:

venndigo:

k8thescout:

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

Here is a handy visual guide I made a while back. Part of my intention was to show the variety of ways that each of the alignments can be represented:

You can see/reblog my original posts here, here, and here.

BEST ALIGNMENT CHARTS EVER.

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realmfighter:

venndigo:

k8thescout:

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

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dr-kara:

flatbear:

hotmonsterxxx:

jsuarez369:

http://imgur.com/gallery/J0VqH

classic. i used to fuck with my straight buddies by hitting on their rpg characters

@dr-kara so this is pretty much how it’s gonna go….

Haha I can’t wait! xDDD 

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Tags: dnd

venndigo:

k8thescout:

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

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Tags: dnd

thedrunkdm:

And for a short time, every donkey in every campaign was safe. 

Source

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thedrunkdm:

And for a short time, every donkey in every campaign was safe. 

Source

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dnd character concept

bemusedlybespectacled:

animatedamerican:

orfs:

barbarians named in the fashion of early puritans

cleave-the-shield-of-the-coward-in-twain peters

sharpen-your-axe-on-your-foes michaelson

suffer-not-the-blood-of-the-unworthy abrams

and those famous three barbarian brothers: crush-the-enemy howard, see-them-driven-before-you howard, and hear-the-lamentation-of-their-women  howard

@zrayak

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My first session

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: My very first session, with special permission to make a Siren Rogue. She had been recruited by a human along with a kitsune. The trio had been summoned by a king to be debriefed on a mission. It should be noted that my Siren is generally very sarcastic, sassy, and mainly wears a very revealing outfit.

Siren: -arrives stylishly late and successfully charms numerous guards that she had flown into-

King: Oh, I see that another recruit has joined you.

Human: -obviously displeased- Yes, unfortunately.

Siren: -giving an exaggerated curtsy to the king- It’s a pleasure.

King: -blushing- Indeed it is.

Siren: -flirtily- Are you married, my king?

King: I was but unfortunately, my wife was taken from me a few months ago.

Me (going OOC): I’m going to hit that

DM: -laughing- I’ll allow it.

Human’s player: -also laughing- Wait, seriously?

DM: Yeah.

Siren: -doing a proper curtsy with a wink- Then perhaps a courting could be arraigned upon my return.

DM & King: Uuuumm sure.

It wasn’t until the next story, after a few new characters had been introduced, that the other players (excluding the DM) found out that I had been serious and she was now the queen of a kingdom.

yourplayersaidwhat:
“@ the anon who wanted the paladin story. It’s not mine, but here ya go.
((Mod note: Thanks! And thanks also to unidentifiedspoon and epiicers, who also sent this to us!))
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yourplayersaidwhat:

@ the anon who wanted the paladin story. It’s not mine, but here ya go.

((Mod note: Thanks! And thanks also to unidentifiedspoon and epiicers, who also sent this to us!))

How To Incorporate D&D Into Your Resume

outofcontextdnd:

  • Met with coworkers for twice-weekly creativity and conflict resolution exercises
  • Gained necessary experience that promoted character and skill growth
  • Learned to quickly assess the proper tools to resolve situations.

No need to mention that the preferred methods of conflict resolution involve longswords and sneak attacks

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