"College kids are the absolute last people you want to mug. They’re in peak physical condition, they have no money, and most of them have such a twisted view on the value of life they would rather you shoot them than give you the $4.37 in change at the bottom of their book bag."

— ztejas (via suspend)

(Source: reblogggged, via adelindschade)

Tags: YOOOO don't fuck with collge kids (the peak physical condition thing is a bit dubious but whatever) we have no money i'd probably let a mugger to to stab me in the chest before I coughed up my grand total of ten bucks and then they'd regret shit real fast (martial arts are your friend children go learn how to break someone's neck)