words-writ-in-starlight asked: Wow, okay, so I posted the answer to your question on my blog because it was just WAY too long and I see your incredibly difficult question and raise you. Best Tastigon: Dally? Cleppetty? The Cloudies? Bane?

minutia-r:

I’m afraid I’m going to frame my answer in scatological terms:

  • Dally is a sweetheart and does not deserve this shit.
  • Cleppetty has my eternal admiration for the way she rolls up her sleeves and deals with shit
  • Bane is a complete and utter shit (but, ultimately, he’s Jame’s shit).
  • But the win goes to the Cloudies, because they just do not give a shit.

Tags: I LOVE THIS PERSON minutia-r IS THE BEST KENCYRATH i mean you're not even wrong the cloudies give 0 shits and it makes them quantifiably the best even when the elections are going on their only involvement is to sit on roofs with buckets of water and literally put out everyone else's fires