thepainofthesass:

nopieontuesday:

wandering-echos:

outosumi:

Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.

Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.

Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither was she.

Lady A: She is a he!

Lady B: Are you a he?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither is she.

Lady A: But he has a penis!

Lady B: Have you seen her penis?

Lady A: Yes!

Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.

kiriamaya:

mare-akami:

noregretsjustfrontbutts:

beyonceprivilege:

i’m doing all this research on when “like” is used as a filler vs. “um” or “uh” or whatever & i’m really loving this

basically my fav pattern so far is how these teen girls use “like” pretty exclusively when they’re sharing these concepts that are unknown to them or  just guess work, ya know? 

they’ll say “here’s the, um, living room” but then they’ll say “in this picture my brother is, like, howling or something” 

& i love it i mean i love the way they use “like” to express uncertainty and idk pensiveness? “um” expresses a break in a sentence, some disfluency. but “like” holds actual semantic meaning and is an indicator that expresses what follows isn’t gonna be totally accurate but just to the speaker’s best estimation.

i mean, he’s, like, howling or something, right? 

girl talk is cool talk 

I actually just wrote a 45 page thesis on this so here’s some more info on that if you wanna know more.

1. Like used in this way can be considered either a discourse particle or an approximative adverb.  A discourse particle is a focusing agent which shows that hte information directlyt foloowing it is the main point of the utterance.  It’s a language-efficiency tool and makes it more direct.  IT is also used in moments of high excitement for this reason–you want people to know the point and you want it to hit them in the fucking face.  An approximative adverb like is used to show that the information it’s modifying is imprecise and therefore, approximate.

2. This isn’t girl talk! Like’s usage is barely different among genders of the same age group, but is heavily stratified by age.  THe reason it’s commonly thought of as “girl talk” is because it illustrates uncertainty and impreciseness–this is an example of sexism in language, because it intones that women don’t actually know what they’re talking about (FUCK THAT).  It was once true that like was used primarily by women, but with shifting power paradigms, its usage is becoming more equal by gender.

3. You mentioned before that you uncovered this information concerning like while researching its relation to uh or um: this usage of like is known as a hesitation marker and has no semantic content, and is therefore unrelated to the type of like you’re describing.  Hesitation marker like is often thought of as all the unconventional uses of like which is why people think that it’s a garbage filler word (though I don’t think there’s any such thing as a garbage word tbh), but it has so many unique uses which aren’t represented in English in other forms.

4. FUNFACT: A related use of like is as a quotative complementizer.  I won’t delve into the syntax portion of what a complementizer is, but the quotative part obviously refers to quoted information.  Here, like can be used to show either that the quoted information is estimated to the best of the speaker’s ability or that there is a storytelling aspect, typically with exaggeration or acting.  YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT.  When the quoted information preserves the tenses in the original utterance, it is intended to be a direct quote.  When the verb tenses are adapted to the present conversation, it is the second category, and is either an exaggerated quote or the speaker is just trying to convey the gist of the original utterance.

5. Language fucking rules.

I love you, Marie. I was even going to text you after work about this…I wanted to know your sources!

:D

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cyroken:

Edward is 149cm (4"11)

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5 even :3

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freedomtomarry:
“Emma and Petrine are the first same-sex couple in line to marry in Fulton County, Georgia following today’s big #SCOTUS ruling!
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freedomtomarry:

Emma and Petrine are the first same-sex couple in line to marry in Fulton County, Georgia following today’s big #SCOTUS ruling!

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“that-one-chick97:
“maddisonkennedy:
“kindly-unspoken21:
“hardcoreclouds:
“Chipotle came to Philly Pride today…
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Lol
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Oh. My. God.
”
Chipotle never stop what you’re doing
”
I have no words
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I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.

mr-snugglebear:

that-one-chick97:

maddisonkennedy:

kindly-unspoken21:

hardcoreclouds:

Chipotle came to Philly Pride today…

Lol

Oh. My. God.

Chipotle never stop what you’re doing

I have no words

I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.

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rbertdowneyjr:
“i’m not crying xx
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I JUST HAVE A SUPREME COURT VERDICT IN MY EYE. THIS IS PERFECT.

rbertdowneyjr:

i’m not crying xx

I JUST HAVE A SUPREME COURT VERDICT IN MY EYE.  THIS IS PERFECT.

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  • USA: gay marriage is legal now
  • people: I'M MOVING TO CANADA
  • Canada: it's legal here too
  • people: WELL THEN I'M MOVING TO MEXICO
  • Mexico: bro i've got some bad news for you

ultrafacts:

In 2007 a Doberman Pinscher named Khan was rescued from an animal shelter. Just four days later he would save his new owner’s baby girl from a deadly snake attack.

On the day of the incident, seventeen-month-old Charlotte Svillcic was playing in the garden of her home in Atherton, Australia. At first Khan began acting strangely, it seemed as if he was being slightly aggressive towards Charlotte, attempting to push her away from where she played.

The fact was, Khan had spotted a King Brown snake, the world’s third most venomous snake and he was trying to nudge her to safety. As the snake was about to strike the baby girl, Khan did the most heroic thing.

“Khan was really concentrating, he kept trying to nudge her but it wasn’t working, so he grabbed her by the back of the nappy and threw her over his shoulder more than a meter.”

With baby Charlotte clear, Khan ended up taking a venomous bite to the paw himself.

“Charlotte looked pretty shocked and Khan screamed, like he’d been stabbed,” said Catherine. “I realized quickly it was a snake and Khan had been trying to get in between her and the snake before he threw her” said  Charlotte’s mother Catherine.

After being bitten, Khan ran inside and collapsed. He was given a shot of anti-venom by a vet and spent a night in a lot of pain but managed to survive and eat a large breakfast the next day.

In contrast to the treatment Khan endured before his rescue, Catherine said he would spend the rest of his life in luxury. “If Khan wants a gold bowl, Khan gets it. We owe him for the rest of his life.” 

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Day 1 of gay marriage being legal:

thatteenguy:

thatstupidamerican:

huffylemon:

No apocalypse, no fire, no destruction…really nothing has changed.

Except now there’s millions of happier people

And I bought milk

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