penguinfringedabyss:

penguinfringedabyss:

There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove your face in regardless”

Waltersobchakeit. “You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

sovietcigarettesandstuff:

bobbyhellstrom:

leandraholmes:

We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid: 

“Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!”

“Lord, throw some brains from the heavens." 

fave follow-up: "oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft.” - “or stones as long as he hits the mark”

Germans don’t fuck about.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)