honestly no one I know is even celebrating new years like a normal new years. it’s more like everyone is staying up to eyeball 2016 on the way out to make sure it doesn’t shit in the hallway as it leaves
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The only thing I’ll be kissing on new years is this hell year goodbye
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Anonymous asked: The bar for 2017 is set so low a small person would lose limbo trying to go under it
My dude, forget limbo. The bar for 2017 is on the floor of the sub-basement. You need a backhoe to limbo under that shit.
2017, understand that, given the shit you have inherited from your immediate predecessors, you are considered guilty until proven innocent. You carry this burden.
(via windbladess)
“Even though this year still has seven weeks left, I’m calling it early, 2016 has been the fucking worst.”
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Have you ever wanted to physically fight a year on a calendar
@2016 meet me at the nearest Denny’s parking lot @2am i just wanna talk
(Source: starwarsisgay)
Anonymous asked: Seriously fuck 2016... it took the "can this year get any worse?" and ran away with it like an egg-suckin dawg.
EVERY PART OF THIS YEAR HAS BEEN FOR SHIT.
@2017, IF WE DON’T DESCEND INTO WORLD WAR III, YOU’LL BE PASSING THE BAR.
GET FUCKED 2016.
@2016, how about a trade? You can take Trump and all his Cabinet picks, and we’ll take Carrie back, okay?
the bar for 2017 is set so low it’s incredible
if we avoid nuclear war in 2017 it will have been a smashing success but even that’s up in the air
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
