youaretheworstburr:

laurens-turtle:

atalana:

So I wanted to see if Ten Duel Commandments and The World Was Wide Enough used the exact same backing, and then this happened

I JUST SCREAMED

i’d say the biggest difference between the two is the world was wide enough actually adds a theme from my shot in there. the whoa-whoa-whoa-oa-oa’s are in there. it’s a pretty haunting little motif used here.

(via permets-tu-not-permettez-vous)

cursethem00n:

hozieer:

Hozier covers We Are Young by Fun. 

Someone make out w/ me to this for like 3 hours ok

For like three or four months my mom couldn’t remember his name so she just called him “Sexy Voice Man.”  And.  Look.  She wasn’t wrong, okay.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

captaincrusher:

ncc-1337:

Hopefully Sulu being gay will mean that Lucasfilms will feel like they have to one up Star Trek and add more gay characters. A chain reaction of making every character LGBT+ just because of rivalry.  

This is the space race we want.

(via enjolrarses)

aseariel:
“ lemonsharks:
“ tentaklingon:
“ misbehavingmaiar:
“ lunchbagart:
“ My son wanted to know what would happen if an Ent got the One Ring. Something violent, probably.
”
Stones will break, and roots will squeeze, vines will grow and bend all...

aseariel:

lemonsharks:

tentaklingon:

misbehavingmaiar:

lunchbagart:

My son wanted to know what would happen if an Ent got the One Ring.  Something violent, probably.

Stones will break, and roots will squeeze, vines will grow and bend all knees; mushrooms hunt and  thorns yolk; weeds strangle and flowers choke. The age of skin is done. The hour of bark is come. Baruuum. 

holy shit wes dat poem

This isn’t even my fandom and I got chills.

@infinitemachine

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

thingofnewyork:

needs-somesugar-in-his-bowl:

selkiecomrade:

Philip Schuyler was a general in the Continental Army as well as a businessman.  He was actually pretty good at it, and the British wanted to take him out of commission.  One night, a raiding party broke into the Schuyler house looking for him.  The family (Philip included) hid in an upstairs bedroom – when they realized that the baby was still in her cradle downstairs.

So, who volunteered to sneak through a house of armed men to get her?  Who got grabbed on the way back up and, still holding the baby, lied to their leader when he stuck a gun in her face and demanded to know where General Schuyler was?

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Peggy.

*and

When they asked  her where he was, she responded something like “He has gone to get help.” which scared them all so much that they left the home before the back-up could arrive.

Peggy had her baby sister in her arms, her pregnant sisters and mother upstairs hiding, and a gun in her face and she managed to stay calm enough to save her family.

God bless Peggy Schuyler.

(Source: alx-972, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

delilahmidnight:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance

narcissa malfoy understood from a young age that she was meant to do only a few things: look pretty, say nothing, and marry well. 

narcissa malfoy understood those rules, and she layered her mind with them. 

look pretty. wear the most expensive robes. grandmother’s pearls. curl your hair every night. think only of clothes and dimples and the way your hair falls when you flutters you eyelashes at a boy. 

say nothing. don’t speak when mother and father are screaming at each other. demurely look down as another boy asks you to dance. retreat into the reading room when your family friends, known death eaters and criminals, pay your parents a visit and speak in hushed voices over tea. think of pretty things. 

marry well. marry into a family of your parents’ friends. bear children. wear pearls and look demure and think of nothing but pretty, pretty things, like the way your husband’s hair gleams in candlelight. 

masters must learn the rules before they can break them. narcissa learned the rules so well that they wrapped around her; sank into her skin and her mind. they protect her from enemies. they conceal the quick, strategic plots ticking her brain into gear every moment of every day. they hide the calculation of each smile, each movement. 

narcissa is so good, so perfect, that no one will ever know.  

#look like the flower but be the serpent underneath

# I actually have lots of thoughts about this # I think she got away with lying so easily because Voldemort would never have expected her to # I don’t think she even needed to use occlumency # because why would /some silly women/ # /Lucius’ wife/ # ever lie to /The Dark Lord/? # she wouldn’t be smart enough # she wouldn’t be brave enough # she wouldn’t be selfless enough # Voldemort is an absolute idiot when it comes to the things that really matter # ’Houselves children’s tales love loyalty innocence’

#voldy was shocked when he found out his mom was the witch #he assumed his father would be magical

and there you have it.

rb again for that meta, damn

(Source: siriusblaque-archive, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Notes Concerning Certain Performances of Hamilton

scioscribe:

Author’s Note: I submitted a prompt about this idea, and then I submitted a clarification, and by the time I wanted to submit a second clarification, I thought, I should just write the thing.

Summary: They’re in the play!  (Little bits of Hamilton/Laurens, Hamilton/Eliza, Peggy/Maria, and lots of friendshipping.)


1

They go through the requisite amount of hey, this doesn’t look like heaven, this looks like a theater!, which takes… more time than you might think, especially since they aren’t all speaking to each other.  Hamilton is refusing to acknowledge anything Jefferson says, Jefferson wants to be addressed as Mr. President, and Eliza keeps deliberately stepping on Burr’s foot. Madison is just glad to not be coughing. He breathes in and out.  Nudges Jefferson.  Smiles.

It’s Angelica who finds the books.

Some time after that, John Laurens finds the first playbill.

And, well, there’s nothing else to do.

Pity them: they can’t even make the obligatory Waiting for Godot reference.

2

The first time around, they have to do it all script-in-hand.  Eliza plays her husband.  Being him, singing and rapping his lines, is like learning a new grammar.  By the end of Act One, she’s flushed pink.  Everyone has been chanting her name—the longer they say “Alexander,” the more it sounds like “Eliza,” as if all of this is for her—and she’s been moving so quickly, her skin burns, as if she will tear through it, step out, take flight.

In Act Two, she moves on Maria Reynolds—played by Burr—with a kind of ruthlessness.  She says he’s left her helpless.

He sings, “I didn’t know any better.”

She says she’s ruined.

Here’s the kicker: he agrees.  “Yes, yes,” they both sing in tandem.

3

Lafayette plays Jefferson; Jefferson plays Lafayette.  No one can tell the difference.  They finally compromise, so that Jefferson plays Lafayette with his hair undone and Lafayette binds his back to play Jefferson. Also Jefferson will stop trying to do Lafayette’s accent, because it makes everyone uncomfortable.  They spend hours in the wings practicing “Guns and Ships” and “Washington On Your Side” together.

They all like their doubles because they have all, at one point, been lonely.

(Washington, without wife or family, still is.)

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possiblestalker:

Anne Hathaway and Audra McDonald in Twelfth Night. I am HUGELY annoyed that this was never brought to my attention. 

Is this…like…available to be watched by the riff raff?

(Me.  I am the riff raff.  I am Shakespeare-loving riff raff.)

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

lifeguardinthesharktank:

charlie-xavier-or-professor-x:

murphystopheles:

sassyandpunk:

ireallyluvdogs:

witwitch:

lachatteestvivante:

just-shower-thoughts:

In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.

I don’t know if this is true or..
Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?

It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance

In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.

wtf

And people are against health care reform.

Hell I’m gonna just call an uber now whenever shit hits the fan

It depends where you are and if your ambulance agency is public or private. My fire department which runs EMS doesn’t charge the individual for rides. It’s funded by the tax payers of my town. 95% of us are volunteers, myself included.

I remember working a job on my FD ambulance with a patient freaking out because she needed to go to the ER and didn’t have the money to pay for the ambulance ride. One of the medics assured her that we don’t charge, we’re a service to the community. Just like you don’t have to pay for firemen to come put out a fire.

Now we also have private ambulances which mostly do non-emergent medical transports between facilities. Hospital discharges to nursing homes and things like that. Those get pricy a few thousand per ride depending on the mileage. We have to get signatures from our patients basically giving our company permission to bill their insurance for the ride. The fucked up part is that a ride from the hospital to a nursing home less than one mile away racks up close to a grand.

TL:DR public ambulances don’t charge, they do it through taxes. Privates do because it’s all about money. FDs and Vollys do it because we love it and for the love of god please call an ambulance if your friend passes out from drinking too much because they are actively dying.

^^ Yes thanks, particularly that last bit.  Better broke and alive than dead.