kayas-wife:

I’m making latkes on Chanukkah and I’m out of oil.

This is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.

(via fialleril)

PSA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REMEMBER THAT….

avengingmutant:

When you write Avengers fics about Christmas, that Pietro and Wanda are JEWISH meaning that they more than likely would celebrate Hanukkah. Please respect the fact that they are in fact another religion than Christianity and that not everyone celebrates Christmas 

hufflepuffrave:

toloveviceforitself:

vividlasagna:

this hannukah, live in the spirit of the festival and punch a neo-nazi in the face

Don’t go for the face you’ll break your fingers and have to spend the holiday in the hospital. Elbows and palms for the face. Fists for the throat, gut, and kidneys. Have a safe and joyous holiday.

#use your knee #right in the dick #that’s what the maccabees would want [x]

(via johanirae)

toloveviceforitself:

vividlasagna:

this hannukah, live in the spirit of the festival and punch a neo-nazi in the face

Don’t go for the face you’ll break your fingers and have to spend the holiday in the hospital. Elbows and palms for the face. Fists for the throat, gut, and kidneys. Have a safe and joyous holiday.

(via skymurdock)