croatoanmary:

marauders4evr:

So back in the eighth grade (a good eight years ago) I thought of this scenario where the Marauders wanted to find a loophole for the ‘No students out of bed at night” rule. And I came to the conclusion that they would absolutely sit on their beds and levitate them throughout the corridors so that they were never actually technically out of bed. And it’s been eight years and I just remembered this headcanon and I still think that they absolutely would have done this.

someone please write a fic where they debate the technicalities of this with McGonagall

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hogwartsaheadcanon:

harrypotterconfessions:

acesirius:

everybody always makes the marauders out to be super cool and suave but dude

they had codenames

they named their own friendship group

as far as i can tell only aBSOLUTE DORKLORDS DO THAT

how much do you wanna bet the entirety of hogwarts refused to call them ‘the marauders’ and they got all grumpy abt it

The entire exchange between them all during their 5th year exam also attests to this.
1. He’s sitting in my chair 2. He’s wearing my clothes 3. His names remus Lupin??
That’s not even funny ! but they all laughed. And they’ve known he’s a werewolf for how many years at that point? 3? I can’t get over it lolol it is absolutely dorky.

Sirius and James wore matching Phoenix shirts while riding the motorbike together.

Elvendorks.

In addition (and I will categorically never get over this) sixteen year old James Potter doodling Lily’s initials in a love heart on his DADA OWL exam? 

And for god’s sake, they dedicated a significant chunk of their free time to drawing their entire school (and not just any school- Hogwarts, the most convoluted building anywhere ever) and enchanting it to keep track of every single person, not to mention the fucking stairs and the walls that move. This map can see people under the Invisibility Cloak, doesn’t give two shits about Polyjuice Potion. 

They were gi-fucking-gantic dorks. You can bet that their dorm room had more advanced textbooks in it than any other in the castle. You can bet that their homework (despite often likely being done a little close to the line) will nine times out of ten be twice as many inches as they were asked for including moving, colour coded diagrams and insanely complex theory on how to improve the effects of said spell or potion, potential applications that literally no-one would have thought of.

Like the very fact that they’re canonically fucking mischief makers of the calibre of Fred and George, the fact that they caused trouble that way is just textbook behaviour for a lot of really really bright kids? They were goddamn geniuses, and they were bloody bored 90% of the time, so they pushed themselves. Acing transfiguration? No problem, let’s become Animagi to help our best mate. Ancient Runes way bellow our skill level? Fine, we’ll use a combination of that, arithmancy and charms to make a map that tracks people all over the castle.

They were absolute nerd kings, and I sodding well love it.

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stuckwith-harry:

wildegreenlight:

stuckwith-harry:

“ron and hermione wouldn’t work out they’re too different”

which is exactly wHY THEY WORK OUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE

they’re not just 'opposites attract’ all right

  • they
  • balance
  • each
  • other
  • out

are we clear

They do balance each other out, but they are also VERY MUCH ALIKE.

1) They are both battle their insecurities. They sometimes do that in different ways. Hermione’s constant study is fueled by her fearful desire that she “hope(s) will be enough”. Ron takes a different route feeling that no matter how hard he were to work that he will never best his siblings.

2) They both are fiercely loyal. What other two friends would have stuck by Harry to the bitter end? We seem them both stand up to others for Harry, for each other, and for people they care about. Even after feeling that Hermione dismissed his feelings over Scabbers, Ron is “snapped out of it” by worrying about Hagrid and Buckbeak’s fate (not to mention his standing up to a lunatic shape-shifting mass murderer on a broken leg to try and save his friend). Even when Hermione is distraught over Lavender she does not even consider wounding Ron with the information that she confunded McLaggen.

3) They are both passionate. They disagree; they bicker; they fume, but that is part of who they are. They challenge each other. They don’t back down, and I for one, think that they love that about each other. Hermione would never want a partner that patronized her or treated her like she could not handle herself. Ron would be miserable with a woman that couldn’t think for herself or who only agreed with everything he said.

4) They are both intelligent. Not only is Ron intelligent he may be even more naturally so than Hermione (hear me out before you automatically dismiss this idea).Hermione does have natural intelligence, but she does so well in large part because SHE WORKS SO DILIGENTLY!! She reads all of her books BEFORE starting Hogwarts because she wants to be successful. Her top marks are a result of her work ethic.Ron’s intelligence is more instinctual. He does not work as hard as Hermione (perhaps in part because he fells that he cannot impress anyone because his older brothers did it all before him;perhaps he is just an adolescent boy)

I love these two as much as they love each other!! When you read the books carefully it is obvious that are perfectly suited. Movie adaptations and sensationalized soundbites have rocked this ship, but they will never sink it!

Yes !! Excellent addition to my post. Yes. I love this a lot.

Originally posted by mothertortoise

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lotstradamus:

fortylinestare:

remus would have been so good at finding loopholes for the marauders to slip through like i mean as a prefect he would have had to know all of them to an extent and i can just see sirius hopping onto his bed like “hey moony can we do this thing without technically breaking any rules” and remus would be like well no but you could do this and then guess who doesnt have detention despite the fact that all anyone at the slytherin table has had for dinner the past four days is haggis

#remus lupin mastermind  #remus lupin researcher of loopholes and clever jinxes and covering tracks  #remus lupin king of cover stories  #(which is canon tbh he gets harry out of tight places lbr)  #forget ur wet blanket responsibility remus that’s just what he wanted you to think

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pumpkinbother:

snapefanalways:

pumpkinbother:

pazithigallifreya:

pumpkinbother:

my baby

I don’t understand why there are people who don’t like Harry as a character like do you hate life

PS I know he’s not perfect but perfect characters are boring

Seriously. I don’t get it at all. It makes me mistrust them.

His imperfections make him all that more perfect, though. :D

Well, I won’t say that I don’t like Harry, because I do. I like him as a person. But as a character, I don’t find him particularly appealing (*gasp*). I come to fiction for the morally ambiguous characters (shocker, right?), or the villains. I find fiction to be a safe way to explore these types of people, and I typically just find them more interesting.

Harry’s a good person, an amazing one really, even with his flaws (which, yes he does have quite a few). He’s the type of person that I would love in real life, but in fiction he’s just not what I’m into. Good people (both in fiction and in real life) behave in very predictable ways. They’re always going to do the right thing, so to speak. There’s no suspense. There’s no speculation. You know what motivates them.

It’s like the quotation, “Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” I feel this is true of characters as well. Good characters are all good in the same way, while unhappy characters are all unhappy in their own way. Of course this is simplistic and there are huge exceptions to this rule, but as a general rule it’s worked for me.

We’re coming from opposite ends, I guess. :) I don’t find “good” characters (And I’m not all that interested in dividing characters into good and evil. A gift writer makes labels like that irrelevant.) less interesting or less complex. The opposite in fact. I love exploring the tension between doing what’s right vs doing what’s easy. Watching characters who have the core of empathy I need to find them relatable struggling to make positive ethical choices in the face of seemingly insurmountable obstacles. The right thing isn’t always obvious, it’s not always the same thing. The right thing can be incredibly complex and is often tinged with a helping of not so right. Look at Harry, using two of the Unforgiveables in his quest to defeat Voldemort. Look at Katniss manipulating the system at the end of Mockingjay.

Heroes in fiction are just as diverse as villains, if you’re going to use those lables. Ron is a very different character than Harry, thanHermione, thanDumbledore, than Snape, yet they are all heroic in their own ways. (While villains tend to be very samey imo.

Weaker writers will write heroes as one dimensional and predictable, sure. But good writers write complex characters who are all equally interesting and psychologically believable, regardless of where they fall on the ethical spectrum. JKR is a good writer, as far as characterisation goes. As far as the characterisation of her most visible and important characters, anyway.

And the scene depicted above. Well it didn’t happen in the books, so I’ll say the choice Harry makes that this scene depicts. I find it so fucking beautiful. What he’s willing to give, what he’s willing to sacrifice for love. It’s not an easy choice, even if everything we’ve learned about Harry thus far makes it somewhat predictable.

The world is full of villains. If I want to explore human evil, I just read a newspaper. I need characters like Harry to feed my soul, to give me something to aspire to, to give me hope in humanity.

This is everything I’ve been trying to convey for years.

(Source: ankainskywalker, via lupinatic)

squid-sisters:

do you read HP as health points, hit points, heart points or something else? write your answer in the tags, i’m genuinely curious

(Source: cuba-cola, via princehal9000)

I’m imagining the epilouge but with Neville’s kid instead of Harry’s.

  • Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?
  • Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It's a magical hat and you're an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.

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halfdesiqueen:

sometimes i think a lot about what would have happened if sirius had actually been exonerated at the end of book 3 and harry had gone to live with him and also snape kept his mouth shut and remus kept his job

  • in the time between sirius being cleared and the end of the school year, sirius starts an intensive course of physical and mental therapy
  • sirius picking harry up from king’s cross 
  • i know it’s not canon that sirius was an auror after graduating hogwarts but i really like to think he was
  • anyway once he passes a psych eval he’s reinstated as an auror
  • kingsley is his partner; they trained together back in the day
  • it takes kingsley a while but he gets over “sirius black escaped convict and former death eater” and they grow to have a really strong partnership
  • the rest of the aurors follow suit
  • the head of the auror office (is it scrimgeour at this point? probably) forming a task force to find pettigrew
  • sirius wanting to be assigned to that task force but being denied because it’s such a huge conflict of interest
  • sirius picking up harry from king’s cross when school gets out 
  • both of them really nervous but smiling really big
  • sirius got a new flat in london in the same neighborhood as his bachelor pad but this one with enough room for both him and harry (and a room that is ostensibly a guest room but really remus uses it all the time that summer)
  • (he tries to get sirius to let him help with rent and sirius says no because it’s a guest room, remus, you’re a guest, and guests don’t pay rent)
  • harry spending a lot of time with remus that summer while sirius works
  • sirius and remus and harry going to the quidditch world cup
  • ron staying with them in their tent 
  • they get to the top box and they’re in front of the malfoys and sirius just kind of smirks at lucius

  • sirius’s heart in his throat when he can’t find harry after they’ve gotten the muggles down
  • sirius almost physically attacking barty crouch for accusing harry of casting the dark mark in the forest
  • (sirius almost physically attacking barty crouch a lot, tbqh)
  • sirius trying to be gruff and cheerful when he drops harry off at king’s cross on september first, and thinking about meeting james on that same train 23 years ago
  • hugging harry tightly but quickly, and harry gripping the back of sirius’s jacket
  • sirius worried but knowing that remus will look after harry at school
  • because of how slowly the wheels of justice move, pettigrew’s trial isn’t held until after harry is back at school
  • remus is there too because they’re both testifying witnesses
  • it’s a rough day
  • sirius wondering for a moment if azkaban is a place he’d wish on anyone, even wormtail
  • then remembering what it felt like to open the door to the cottage at godric’s hollow and seeing james’s body
  • there on the floor
  • remus pulls a block of chocolate out of his pocket and hands it to sirius
  • and then i honestly think sirius would have found a way to get harry out of the triwizard tournament, even if it meant kidnapping the kid
  • now i’m sad

(Source: bengaliprincess, via academicfeminist)

sonnetscrewdriver:

mollmaeve:

if you ever feel left out just remember that you weren’t the fifth gryffindor guy in the marauders’ dormitory

I don’t know if the timeline works even a little bit but my headcanon was always that that fifth dude was Kingsley Shacklebolt and that he immediately made a conscious decision to stay the hell away from whatever those four idiots were up to and everyone was like “Yeah, good kid, studies hard, probably gonna be Minister one day if he manages to last his entire school career without committing four murders”.

HOLY SHIT.

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fierceawakening:

argumate:

Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

okay this one is legit hilarious

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