bookishwordish:
“ Harry was sure in that instant they were both wondering the same thing.
This is such a dark moment and I’ve never seen it talked about before!?!
The suggestion that Harry ‘I will turn this broom around to save Malfoy even though...

bookishwordish:

Harry was sure in that instant they were both wondering the same thing.

This is such a dark moment and I’ve never seen it talked about before!?!

The suggestion that Harry ‘I will turn this broom around to save Malfoy even though this room is filled with cursed fire and I have a Horcrux to destroy’ Potter might not have rushed to the rescue of Vernon Dursley is… woah.

It says a lot about the neglect and abuse Harry suffered with the Dursleys that he isn’t at all sure he’d want to rescue Vernon. Dudley does redeem himself. Harry has occasional moments of connection with Petunia, like in OoTP when he tells her Voldemort has returned. But Uncle Vernon? There is never, ever a moment of kindness or understanding between them.

MORE than that, Vernon suspects that Harry wouldn’t rush to his aid if he were captured. Does he assume this is because Harry has no interest in helping ‘his lot’?? Or because he knows, deep down, that his treatment of Harry really has been appalling and Harry has no reason to love him or worry about him??

It’s just a tiny little moment between these two characters, but it says so much about their (totally awful & dysfunctional) relationship. Lastly, I bet this is the only moment in the series where both Harry and Vernon are wondering the same thing simultaneously.

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avocadamnit:

aphoenixinwriting:

mrsmarymorstan:

kyrael:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
“…Technically, yes.”

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here. 

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them. 

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”

The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it. 

The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish

witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there

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plumbones:

queersci:

Molly Weasley having so many grandchildren that the kids start stand in specific formations to spell bad words with their sweaters in the Christmas photos

Molly Weasley’s children and their spouses specifically picking out baby names that start with certain letters so that they can stand in specific formations to spell bad words with their sweaters in the Christmas photos

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thisisamarvelblog:

You could make an argument for Steve being in almost any hogwarts house but because I like Steve in situations where he confuses everyone and fucks shit up I kinda really like Slytherin oops

Oh my god yes and also give it to me. Bucky gets sorted into idk Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff after an awkwardly long deliberation but Steve just barely gets the Hat on his head and it doesn’t even pause or give him time to ask to be in Bucky’s house, just instantly screams “SLYTHERIN!“ 

Everyone is slightly deafened and extremely baffled, they were literally already making room for him over at the Hufflepuff table. The other Slytherins take one look at him and can’t decide if they’re thrilled or terrified; half of them hate him and half of them want to be his own personal Death Eaters because obviously that is where this situation is going, of course it is, wait why is Rogers talking to that Gryffindor with the broomstick fetish and those weird Potions-obsessed Ravenclaws who disappear once a month. Did he just try to beat up Rumlow and Rollins for stealing Foster’s bag, does he not know she’s a mudblood? Why is he even talking to Barton, Barton is practically a Squib

Cross-house friendships skyrocket, inter-house scuffles also skyrocket, and Professor Pierce’s neutrally pleasant smile suffers greatly. Professor Fury passes out infinite detentions, detentions for everyone. 

Natasha Romanoff is mysteriously there for all of them despite never getting caught doing anything ever. No one wants to know why. 

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marauders4evr:

Do you know who doesn’t get enough love from the Harry Potter fandom?

Madam Poppy BAMF Poppy

  • Escorted a teenage werewolf to a deadly tree each month.
  • Took care of that teenage werewolf after every full moon and you know that she probably fussed over him and mothered him and gave him a bunch of chocolate.
  • Literally didn’t question things.
    • This boy has a bite that’s turning green and he says is from a dog? Okay.
    • This girl is half-cat? Alright
  • Had to put up with Harry’s excessive injuries each year.
  • Took care of and cured a bunch of petrified students.
  • Didn’t put up with Malfoy’s crap.
  • LITERALLY YELLED AT DUMBLEDORE!
  • YELLED AT THE MINISTER OF MAGIC!
  • KICKED DUMBLEDORE AND THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT!!!
  • Was the one who took care of Cedric Diggory’s corpse.
  • Refused to resign under Umbridge’s regime because she was afraid of what would happen to the students.
  • Took care of everyone during the battle in HBP.
  • Fought in the Battle of Hogwarts and tended to the wounded/dead.
  • Probably had to deal with hundreds of students who misused the Engorgio Charm.

Madam Pomfrey deserves your love and respect.

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petty-revenge-stories:

Saw Stephen Fry live last week, and he told us this story: Just after the first Harry Potter book had been released, he was offered the role of narrating it for audiobooks. He hadn’t read it, and was simply told it was a children’s book, so figured it would be an easy afternoons work. When he met JK Rowling, she mentioned that she was writing a sequel. Stephen replied very condescendingly “good for you”.

A few years down the line, the books are selling well, and he is doing the recording for the Prisoner of Azkaban, when he runs into the phrase “Harry pocketed it”. Stephen could not say this line. It always came out as “Harry pocketeded it”, unless he said it ridiculously slowly. They tried time and time again to get it right, but to no avail. Eventually, he called up JK and asked if he could say “Harry put it in his pocket” instead. She thought for a moment, then said “no”, and hung up.

The phrase “Harry pocketed it” appeared in the next four books.

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batmansymbol:

one of the most important things to me about harry potter is its portrayal of happiness. in the harry potter world, happiness isn’t just a feeling—it’s a weapon. look at how harry and his friends fight: with riddikulus, laughter stymies a creature made of fear; with expecto patronum, the very memory of happiness beats back the grim forces of depression.

the weaponization of positivity stretches beyond that. fred and george weasley’s inventions, meant for laughter, turn into arms against umbridge’s regime. and after their departure from hogwarts, their joke shop becomes not only the single bright spot in diagon alley (literally & figuratively) but a hub of defensive magic. the whole weasleys’ wizard wheezes narrative serves as maybe the clearest example in the series that happiness can act as both shield and sword.

there is something deeply empowering in a depiction of happiness as something so tangible and usable. as a profoundly depressed person, i often feel myself scrounging for happy memories and clutching them close; i find myself grasping for laughter in the dark. the physicalization of expecto patronum is not a quantum leap from reality. the boggart’s laughter as combat fuel, the weasleys’ levity as not just a choice but a difficult and defiant one—it’s all familiar.

the series has its share of darkness, but it revels most in the light. it lets us believe that the act of joy is not small, trivial, or inconsequential. happiness is something not just to be lived—it is to be wielded, on your own behalf and the behalves of the people around you, to battle against the world’s heavier elements. harry potter teaches us this.

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elvendork:

i have a lot of secret hermione headcanons like. she was insufferable at muggle school as well and generally not well liked. she was the girl whose parents were both dentists and she read too many books and tried to talk to people in her class about them but they generally thought she was trying to show off. so when she gets into hogwarts she throws herself into the new culture and reads as many books as her parents will pay for, including her text books and several history books and when her parents refuse to buy the unabridged history of magic and also some legends, she seriously considers hiding out in flourish and blotts so she can just read it in the bookstore. but she wears her robes around the house and sends about forty letters to hogwarts asking questions about the school year and the course load and how the grading scale works and if they’re very sure they’ve told her everything she’s going to need. and her parents are worried about her but they had been already? because she has such a hard time making friends. and they hope she’ll be able to make friends at hogwarts.

the first letter she sends them is full of descriptions of the castle and the sorting and background information on gryffindor and she mentions that she met neville and he’s very sweet, and the classes are so interesting, and she loves them very much! and the next few are also like that and kind of strained. and they suspect (correctly) that she again does not have friends.

a couple weeks into november, she sends them a letter full of complaints about ron’s study habits and how he’s teaching her wizard chess and how both he and harry are very brave but also not very good students. and she tells them about hagrid, who is eight and a half feet tall and the nicest person she has ever met. 

they stop worrying as much until they get a letter at the end of term saying that hermione has broken about 20 school rules and also congratulations your daughter scored over 100% on almost every exam.

At which point they seriously consider having Words with their daughter about appropriate responses to situations and also is her headmaster insane because that letter seemed awfully approving?  But she comes home and stands differently and when they bring the letter up she squares her jaw and straightens her spine and says a few stubborn words about her friends and protecting people and…you know, they’re still a little concerned, but she looks fierce as fire for a moment before she smiles and asks if they got her final scores.  They would never have admitted it, but they worried about their brilliant little girl in the house of the brave, because wouldn’t she have enjoyed the house of the wise more, a whole house full of people as curious and intelligent as she is.  But when she stares back at them, bold as brass, like she knows she did right and doesn’t care what the rules have to say on the matter, they decide that Gryffindor is right where she belongs.

When they meet the fabled Ron and Harry over the summer, they expect something very different from the diffident bespectacled boy and the bouncing redhead.  But Hermione falls in with them like a puzzle piece, a bickering irritated puzzle piece but a perfect fit nonetheless, and for a moment all three of them have that flash, of straight backs and square jaws and the determination to face the world, fierce as fire.

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suchatwistedfairytale:

When people talk about Harry’s kids saying Ginny didn’t get to name them, I like to remind them that this was the girl who named an owl Pigwidgeon.

Those kids are lucky their dad named them. Ginny would’ve come up with something worse than Fleamont.

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matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

xingshining:

remooseloopin:

why do people think that the weasley brothers would corner harry and threaten him if he doesn’t take care of ginny?

i like to think they all had a prayer circle for the poor boy because ginny had her fair share of putting her brothers in their place when they piss her off.

fandom be like: “take care of our sister harry! or we will kill you!111!”

im sorry but it’s most likely this:

“she’s small but she’s powerful, here’s hoping you don’t get another scar.”

Harry probably realises Ginny is listening and gives a melodramatic sigh and says “Well, she’s already left a scar on my heart, so-” and Ginny snorts with laughter and her brothers all leap out of their chairs in terror.

They wouldn’t start a prayer circle; they’d be taking bets.

George whips everybody in the ‘first fight’ category of betting, when Ginny explodes at Harry for something minor months after they get back together.  He rigged it, obviously (Fred would have been horror stricken if his death turned his brother into, nightmare of nightmares, a stiff).  He splits the winnings with the pair of them.

Ron cleans up when Harry proposes.  In retrospect the others decide they shouldn’t have let him gamble on that one.

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