sensate movie night au where wolfgang and capheus get into a heated screaming match over who is the better action star, arnold schwarzenegger or jean claude van damme. will sits in the background just chanting “die hard, die hard, die hard” over and over
#and lito getting very upset because HE SHOULD BE THEIR FAVORITE ACTION STAR COME ON GUYS (via)
#riley muttering to kala that her favorite action star is sun (via)
(via thepainofthesass)
“Starting to root for this guy” as in “They sent me to kill her and I made another call” kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting for the person he was supposed to shoot in the head? How many times has this been a problem for Hawkeye? Is he, like, known in SHIELD for being the agent who might adopt the target you sent him to kill?
I firmly believe that this is what happened with him and Natasha. Like, Fury gives Clint the order, the next thing he knows Barton’s dragging Natasha in being like BOSS CAN I PLEASE KEEP HER I PROMISE TO CLEAN UP ANY BODY PARTS SHE LEAVES LYING AROUND PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE
And his instincts aren’t bad, he manages to pick out people who will actually be assets, so it makes Coulson think twice when he says it?
HEAD CANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.
“IF YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR YOURE AN AVENGER”
Coulson (heard in the distance): “godDAMN IT BARTON”
(via johanirae)
minawatson-holmes asked: drivers and lancers are raised together, trained together, live, work, and doof together, and they are expected to die together, no matter the death. when nux goes to joe with the gauze, slit tries to follow with the boot. nux is always looking back because he still half-expects slit to be behind him, cause slit has to be alive and following him, they live, die, and live again only if they are together.
OMF THESE FEELS *clutches chest*
My baby codependent war slugs ; -;
Slit living through everything and finding out Nux died without him T -T
Uuuuhg stab me with a rusty fork, it’s hurt less
Or better: Slit living through everything, thus KNOWING Nux must be alive.
Slit going back to rummage through the wreckage and just “ah there you are you stupid lil shit i'ma beat the fuck outta you” *squishhug*
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧Then they go home to the Citadel and Nux is just like “Capable! Capable- this is Slit, he’s also gonna need you to witness him!” And everyone is just so confused by the bloodied boys they just nod and let them do whatever the hell they want.
Everyone just kinda like “are these boys alright???” while Nux and Slit are like rolling around on the ground wrestling and slipping around in their own blood
Like no, they’re not okay but /that’s okay/
And after, the boys finally stop are like “so…. what did we miss? Where’s Blood bag?? Is that WATER????” and everyone just sighs and is like “this is old news…”
They’re just like “OMG WHAT HAPPENED”
And everyone is just like “go get clean /please/ then we’ll talk you smell like death”
And as they’re walking away you hear:
Slit: wait, are those the wives? where’s the Immortan?
Nux: oh, we killed him, don’t worry about it!
Slit: WHAT!?!?!
Slit: WHAT THE SHIT WHO’S LEADING SHIT
Nux: *points to Furiosa*
Slit: oh that’s chill. toootally chill
‘o -o *sweats*Nux: scared, Shit? she’s totally cool, just don’t bring up the war rig?
Slit: what war rig?
Nux: the one i blew up
Slit: FFFFFF—!!!!
Slit: THAT’S IT I’M NEVER LEAVING YOU ALONE /EVER/ AGAIN
Nux: (╹◡╹)凸 you tried to take my wheel!
Slit: ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃ that was ages ago you lil shit
Vodka Tia Moran