Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic
(Source: phoenixyfriend, via shiroallura)
I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope
[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK
“How do I get to… what was it called?”
“Netflix?”
“Yes that.”“What is that?”
“Uh, cell phone?”
“Why did you yell at it? What did it do to you?”
*long suffering sigh*
“You mean if you press those buttons there someone will bring you food?”
“Yes.”
“Witchcraft.”
“Technology.”
“Same thing.”
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
Anonymous asked: So, do you have crush on any fictional character who has NOT killed a man?
I did not realize that this got 400+ notes I think we all need a support group
